Antonio Cromartie has twins AFTER vasectomy - that makes 12

[IllegalContact]

OT: Antonio Cromartie has twins AFTER vasectomy

file this under 'you can't make this **** up'

Following a vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie and his wife have twins

 

[Raymond]

It really is a shame, one of the dimmest bulbs on the planet happens to be the most fertile.

 

[Froob]

Was it performed by one Mr. Tom Gill?

 

[Turkamu]

He is so bad, he can't even keep himself from scoring

 

[Ring 6]

Or his wife and some other dude had twins and Antonio doesn't understand how that happened.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Moron was supposed to get his spooge tested to be deemed safe ... not unexpected of the dolt.

 

[XLIX]

I wonder when the vasectomy was.... you're supposed to wait a couple months after the procedure before you are considered unable to father children.

 

[NashuaPats]

Wow, his swimmers are Olympians.

 

[Joey007]

How long has this guy been snipped?

Because if it's been over a year then this guy is one naive dumbass.

 

[Kontradiction]

So this makes, what, 64 children for Mr. Cromartie? Or maybe it's the pool boy's first illegitimate child.

 

[Wheelman]

So is he going to do a paternity test? lol!

 

[ctpatsfan77]

For what it's worth, there is such a thing as spontaneous vasectomy reversal. It's rare, but it does happen.

And, apparently, Nature has a perverse sense of humor.

 

[Tony2046]

That must have been one hell of a conversation between he and his wife.

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[neuronet]

OT: Cromartie's wife has twins...that makes it 12

Cromartie and Wife Welcome Twins on Mother's Day

He can now only name half of his kids.

 

[Brewskies]

He had a vasectomy. So how did this happen?

 

[BobDigital]

If they are not done right this can happen.

so waiting for a big contract i bet.

 

[RobertWeathers]

He had a vasectomy. So how did this happen?

Are the kids white?

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

He so prolific at making babies he doesn't even need the basic fluid anymore. He has achieved the 7th circle of paternity.

Let's hope he does get to the next level: Making woman pregnant by just staring at them long enough.


Actually I'm thinking his surgery didn't quite take and he never got the testes tested.

 

[oldrover]