I fixed it for you.
There's no way to walk away from:
This ridiculous statement is the culmination of your million posts relaying BS stats that are meant to show that this defense is somehow "solidly above middle of the road." You're selling that position and no one (well, no one sane) is buying it. You can write 10 pages of nothing and nothing will change the intent of your posts (nor, apparently, you're mistaken belief in this defense).
Out of curiosity, if a defense has played 12 games, how many would it have to play well enough to deserve to win to be solidly above middle of the road'? I guess it must be at least 10 in your opinion, and since you judge the statement ridiculous perhaps it must be 12 of 12 to not be mediocre. Please give me that number so I can further understand the knowledge and intellect behind your meanderings.