2016 Week 3 Patriots vs Texans Post-Game Thread

[Uptown]

Just like the absurd Wells Report...."more probable than not"

 

[Gallo]

It was hilarious watching Brock trying to lead a mediocre team. Enjoy your money and irrelevance in Houston!

 

[Dorito Dink]

"I want to find a woman that looks at me the way LeGarette Blount looks at the Minutemen."

I'm crying

 

[ANGR89]

Just heard that before the game the Texans tweeted out a poll "how will the Texans score their first touchdown "
they did not have "will not score" as a option. oops.

 

[ThatllMoveTheChains!!!]

From that thread:

If Bill Belichick had to film a lesbian scene using only three dudes, he'd find a way.

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[PittPatriot]

I am disappointed in Bill O'Brien. At no time since he left New England has he impressed me as a coach. Swearing and the Rex-like bravado on Hard Knocks seems to be comical after watching him struggle last night. He was ridiculed on live national TV for:
1. calling untimely, head scratching timeouts
2. needing his PUNTER to tell to challenge a fumble call
3. futile play calling

I expected that apple to not fall from the BB Coaching tree...but it seems like he, Romeo, and Charlie are not going to be able to recreate what the Patriots have with BB.

 

[I.M. Fletcher]

I felt bad for obrien to be honest. In his hometown, coaching against his favourite team as a kid, a team he worked for, with all his family and friends in attendance.

Don't get me wrong, I am glad we kicked their butt, but I feel bad for the guy getting totally embarrassed on national television, in what was supposed to be a special night for him and his family.

 

[Dorito Dink]

That reddit thread is pure gold. I can't stop reading

 

[Galeb]

- Have you ever, EVER seen a team suit up just one QB? Phil Simms said he couldn't remember it.

To be fair, Phil Simms probably can't remember seeing it last night.

 

[TB12TheGoat]

The only downside for all you Pats fans here after this FINAL, ULTRA CONVINCING BEATDOWN of the previously unbeaten Texans is the reality that, I , Joe Kerr the Unforgiving, will now NEVER EVER STOP insulting, mocking, denigrating and defecating on the stewardship of Stokoe Goondellio ...THE BIGGEST SUPERMORONIC SCUMBAG IN U.S. HISTORY.

Here's a tip Rog, you unbelievably self absorbed pinheaded nitwit...sell your Maine turd palace, sever all ties with the six state New England region, pack up your gaudy trinkets and your S.S. Azzole pontoon boat and get the **** out of New England FOREVER. OUT! Never talk about, talk to, or use your pinhead gopher posse to contact ANY New Englander about ANYTHING...EVER! You goddamned super ***hole. Consider yourself LUCKY, you POS.

still waiting on that pic from last night

 

[HeadHunter]

The reddit post game thread is all about BB praise from fans across other teams.Some of it is quite funny.

Post Game Thread: Houston Texans (2-0) at New England Patriots (2-0) • /r/nfl

This **** is pure gold. I encourage everyone to check this out.

 

[FourierSeries]

From Tom Brady's Facebook:

 

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[mihap]

Awesome preview from some Texan on battleredblog

Matt Weston: Patriots 17, Texans 9.

Like Kansas City, I don't see Houston beating New England, no matter who the quarterback is. They could sign T.J. Yates an hour before the game begins and I still would take NE, simply because it's not something I expect to see happen until it actually happens.

In this game, I think Bellichick will outcoach Bill O'Brien. They will play either Cover 3 or put both safeties over the top to bracket Will Fuller and DeAndre Hopkins, forcing Brock Osweiler to throw short to those who have yet to contribute (Stephen Anderson, Ryan Griffin, etc.), with the occasional dump-offs to the backs. So far, Osweiler hasn't been good with ball placement and decision-making on these type of throws. The deep ball has made up for it, but with that potentially being taken away, I don't like Osweiler in this game.

Houston will still play great defense, but Osweiler's mistakes and the atrocious red zone offense will hamper them in this one.

 

[bormio]

They didn't play awful red zone offense - they didn't play any red zone offense.

 

[manxman2601]

Marcus Cannon has been less worrisome than we all thought he might be:



I think he deserves credit for upping his game so far this year.

 

[Kdo5]

The Jacoby Brissett run for the TD was probably my favorite play of the season thus far. I was way too giddy at that moment. I knew we were gonna win after that.

 

[manxman2601]