Pats legend Joejuan Williams retires

sb1 · May 15, 2026

Red jacket lock or nah?

jboston19 · May 15, 2026

I remember when he was drafted being excited to get him. Well, that didn’t work out. Best of luck to him in his future endeavors.

BennyBledsoe · May 15, 2026

I mean this in the nicest possible way...but I'm shocked he was considered still active.

sb1 · May 15, 2026

When even our Ashley calls him Slowjuan then I think it’s time to find a different career.

TheRainMaker · May 15, 2026

Arguably BB's worst timely draft picks of his tenure. He was completely unnecessary and had no chance of playing any time soon. Harry and Williams were the nail in the coffin for the Pats dynasty.

Pape · May 15, 2026

Joejuan ... What a Great ... football name... Best of luck for him moving forward

Brick27 · May 16, 2026

Personally, seeing the name Joejuan was the kiss of death for me and knowing he’d be a zero. Never mind being a 2nd round DB Belichick pick.

VrabelJr · May 16, 2026

When he was 5 years old and said he would be in the NFL I was out in my driveway drawing with some chalk and yelled at the sky "you'll be a bust though"

TinhWoodhead · May 16, 2026

Brick27 said:
Personally, seeing the name Joejuan was the kiss of death for me and knowing he’d be a zero. Never mind being a 2nd round DB Belichick pick.

from ‘juan to 0

PatsFanInVa · May 16, 2026

BennyBledsoe said:
I mean this in the nicest possible way...but I'm shocked he was considered still active.

A lot of us were shocked he was considered active when he was starting. True to form, he's late to his own retirement.

Sorry, I'm a Polyanna about giving guys a break, but the only guy that got more breaks than Slowjuan is the little kid from the Shriner's Hospital commercial with the rare bone disease.

Raccoonsuit · May 16, 2026

Joey007 · May 16, 2026

sb1 said:
When even our Ashley calls him Slowjuan then I think it’s time to find a different career.

You’re another level of awful if Ashley couldn’t put a positive spin on you as a player.

There was a particular LB she hated, though. Who was it?

Zuma · May 16, 2026

Joey007 said:
You’re another level of awful if Ashley couldn’t put a positive spin on you as a player.

There was a particular LB she hated, though. Who was it?

Elandon Roberts. She was angry because he kept hitting the wrong hole *cough*

reflexblue · May 16, 2026

Who ????

Borg140 · May 16, 2026

TheRainMaker said:
Arguably BB's worst timely draft picks of his tenure. He was completely unnecessary and had no chance of playing any time soon. Harry and Williams were the nail in the coffin for the Pats dynasty.

Yep. He was a typical Belichick draft pick during the last few years.

sb1 · May 16, 2026

https://proshop.patriots.com/mens-nike-joejuan-williams-navy-new-england-patriots-game-jersey/p-37664652983618+z-9066-3800044

Out of stock I guess too many fans wanted the jersey of a Pats legend

Uptown · May 16, 2026

Patiently awaiting @captain stone endearing farewell to one of his most esteemed/cherished players. Should be touching..

Bill Lee · May 16, 2026

Uptown said:
Patiently awaiting @captain stone endearing farewell to one of his most esteemed/cherished players. Should be touching..

The touching part is up to you!

Real fan 02 · May 17, 2026

sb1 said:
https://proshop.patriots.com/mens-nike-joejuan-williams-navy-new-england-patriots-game-jersey/p-37664652983618+z-9066-3800044

Out of stock I guess too many fans wanted the jersey of a Pats legend

7 years in the league.. 0 ints.. I believe Spillane at LB has more INTs..

scott99 · May 17, 2026

sb1 said:
When even our Ashley calls him Slowjuan then I think it’s time to find a different career.

I believe I was the first to call him SlowJuan. Not that I’m an egomaniac or anything, but I deserve credit for that brilliant name pun.

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