JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

Tunescribe · Mar 6, 2026

Justin Fields is under contract with a whopping $23 million cap hit for 2026. The other Jete quarterbacks currently are Brady Cook and Bailey Zappe.

I personally am pulling for Kyler Murray to join this all-star cast.

Stu Pidassle · Mar 6, 2026

Tunescribe said:
Justin Fields is under contract with a whopping $23 million cap hit for 2026. The other Jete quarterbacks currently are Brady Cook and Bailey Zappe.

I personally am pulling for Kyler Murray to join this all-star cast.

Fingers crossed for a Zappe start in Foxboro.

reflexblue · Mar 6, 2026

Well Ge-no did play for the jete, now wendys wants him to play for them

Wendy's after fast-food chain offers him job on social media

MSN

I don't know what happened to the link, but the story was about giving Ge--No Smith a job at Wendy's. After playing for the jest, it sounds apropos

Bill Lee · Mar 8, 2026

Keep scrolling....

StockingAnarchyNumber12 · Mar 8, 2026

Bill Lee said:
Keep scrolling....

What’s even funnier is this might not get better for them for a while.

Bill Lee · Mar 8, 2026

StockingAnarchyNumber12 said:
What’s even funnier is this might not get better for them for a while.

Yes, indeed. They have sucked for so long, but it looks like this upcoming season will be even worse. They have no actual starting QB on their roster and the 2nd pick in a one-QB draft. They already have their interim coach in waiting on their staff. It's highly unlikely Glenn makes it through the season. Once the coach gets whacked, next year's coach will decide that he doesn't like the players on the team so they'll get dumped and a whole new rebuild cycle will start. Then the owner or his teenager son will decide the GM sucks and fire him, starting it all over again. Rinse, repeat. SOFJ.

ahmed · Mar 8, 2026

I do hope this was AI generated with a few prompts...

Since1960 · Mar 8, 2026

Can you believe how time has flown (no pun intended) for Jets fans?! With the official start of the NFL’s new season only days away, the clock towards the 60th anniversary of the Jets lone SB appearance/win has only 2 more seasons of ineptitude standing in the way! With no hope for an above average QB (Kyle Murray / come on down) for another year it seems like the 60th Anniversary will arrive for “Gang Green” without further ado. Start thinking ahead for anniversary cards, quotes, and condolences for your Jet fan's acquaintances. The “Big Day” will be arriving before you know it!

Give Kraft A Hand · Mar 8, 2026

Malik Willis come on down! You’re the next overpaid NYJ QB.

Bill Lee · Mar 9, 2026

Since1960 said:
Can you believe how time has flown (no pun intended) for Jets fans?! With the official start of the NFL’s new season only days away, the clock towards the 60th anniversary of the Jets lone SB appearance/win has only 2 more seasons of ineptitude standing in the way! With no hope for an above average QB (Kyle Murray / come on down) for another year it seems like the 60th Anniversary will arrive for “Gang Green” without further ado. Start thinking ahead for anniversary cards, quotes, and condolences for your Jet fan's acquaintances. The “Big Day” will be arriving before you know it!

neckroll#14 · Mar 9, 2026

Have they won the offseason yet?

reflexblue · Mar 10, 2026

neckroll#14 said:
Have they won the offseason yet?

Yeah, they traded for GE-NO. What was old is new again

Delicate Genius · Mar 10, 2026

- draft player and almost ruin him
- players leaves and has success elsewhere
- player starts to suck again
- Jets bring the player back

reflexblue · Mar 10, 2026

Jets bringing Geno Smith back in trade with Raiders

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Typical JETE move
I can;t understand why the jest haven't won a super bowl in 56 years

Jets bringing Geno Smith back in trade with Raiders

The Jets are turning to their quarterback past to make it through the present.

nypost.com

The Jets are turning to their quarterback past to make it through the present.

A source confirmed that the team agreed to a trade with the Raiders on Tuesday to acquire quarterback Geno Smith, who played four seasons for the Jets after they took him in the second round of the 2013 draft.

FreeTedWilliams · Mar 10, 2026

Hey Geno is one of only three QBs to beat the Pats last year

Tunescribe · Mar 10, 2026

FreeTedWilliams said:
Hey Geno is one of only three QBs to beat the Pats last year

Irrelevant defense of Jete ineptitude via extrapolation.

You are hereby suspended from this thread for two weeks, beginning today.

BTTA · Mar 10, 2026

reflexblue said:
Jets bringing Geno Smith back in trade with Raiders
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Typical JETE move
I can;t understand why the jest haven't won a super bowl in 56 years

Jets bringing Geno Smith back in trade with Raiders

The Jets are turning to their quarterback past to make it through the present.

nypost.com

The Jets are turning to their quarterback past to make it through the present.

A source confirmed that the team agreed to a trade with the Raiders on Tuesday to acquire quarterback Geno Smith, who played four seasons for the Jets after they took him in the second round of the 2013 draft.

Is this some kind of cruel joke?
This dude..."well, I started at the bottom it has to get better from here."
"Oh, well, I guess the Raiders are a step up from the Jets, but can a guy get a break? Maybe my next team will be one of the competent ones."
"What?! Back to the Jets?!! What did I do to you, God?!"

reflexblue · Mar 10, 2026

BTTA said:
Is this some kind of cruel joke?
This dude..."well, I started at the bottom it has to get better from here."
"Oh, well, I guess the Raiders are a step up from the Jets, but can a guy get a break? Maybe my next team will be one of the competent ones."
"What?! Back to the Jets?!! What did I do to you, God?!"

They say life is a circle, for GE-NO a circle of hell he didn't ask for

Tunescribe · Mar 10, 2026

reflexblue said:
They say life is a circle, for GE-NO a circle of hell he didn't ask for

neckroll#14 · Mar 11, 2026

It would be very Jetsy to have him retire before ever taking another snap for the stank... I am sure his bank account is flush... why would he do this to himself?

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