Harry begs Brady: no rookie haircut

ctpatsfan77 · Jul 15, 2019

MassPats38 said:
I believe the general rule is those with dreads/very long hair dodge the haircut.

I would expect Harry would be told that, but I doubt anyone steps up and tells him now if he really doesn't know.

IIRC, they don't quite dodge it entirely, but the vets do respect the long time that goes into it. I think they just cut off one lock or trim some of them or something.

In any case, here's what Harry's working with:

MassPats38 · Jul 15, 2019

I thought he had longer dreads. Neither long nor dreads.

Now he loses the hair and the eyebrows.

ctpatsfan77 said:
IIRC, they don't quite dodge it entirely, but the vets do respect the long time that goes into it. I think they just cut off one lock or trim some of them or something.

In any case, here's what Harry's working with:

chasa · Jul 15, 2019

im guessing someone is going to make a nice donation to brady's charity

Tunescribe · Jul 16, 2019

ctpatsfan77 said:
IIRC, they don't quite dodge it entirely, but the vets do respect the long time that goes into it. I think they just cut off one lock or trim some of them or something.

In any case, here's what Harry's working with:

They should do him a favor and shave off that scraggly excuse for a beard. Some guys just shouldn't force facial hair.

PatsFanInVa · Jul 16, 2019

fnordcircle said:
.. How did Maroney skirt this?

The answer might be in your question, grasshopper. Skinny legs and all.

Sully · Jul 16, 2019

So whats the alternative? Bite through a gallon of avocado ice cream?

Tunescribe · Jul 16, 2019

Taco said:
So whats the alternative? Bite through a gallon of avocado ice cream?

That would be reward, not punishment. I made some avocado ice cream a while back and it was delicious.

reflexblue · Jul 16, 2019

supafly said:
As crazy as it sounds, I’m actually going to predict no haircut. I’m guessing that they find a way to give him (and possibly everyone) a break as it pertains to the haircut hazing, this year. They can give him some pink stripes, instead. Brady will have to get creative.

I read they've been cutting back on the hazing haircut in recent years, so i agree harry won't get a hair cut.

Tony2046 · Jul 16, 2019

" Don't haze me bro!!"

JarOfMayo51 · Jul 16, 2019

A Defiant Goose said:
I would be down with any hazing that doesn't **** with my appearance. You could tie me to a flag pole in my underwear before I'd let you touch my beard. Whether Harry is joking or not I hope nobody messes with his glorious mane

Yea I agree, its one thing if they're ok with the "ritual", but completely buzz cutting someones hair that likes it grown out and is part of their outward appearance/personality should not be messed with

I think the entire concept of hazing is kind of ridiculous, but I understand the little things like making them carry team captains gear, or pranking them by filling their car full of styrofoam peanuts or something of that nature

zoostation · Jul 16, 2019

Not sure I would classify Harry's response as begging. Let's see what happens with Chase Winovich.

Raymond · Jul 16, 2019

zoostation said:
Not sure I would classify Harry's response as begging. Let's see what happens with Chase Winovich.

Ohhhhh

That's gonna hurt.

Huckleberry1 · Jul 16, 2019

RelocatedPatFan said:

My favorite hazing of all time. The Friar Tuck.

Huckleberry1 · Jul 16, 2019

Raymond said:
Ohhhhh

That's gonna hurt.

One Friar Tuck on the way.

IcyPatriot · Aug 30, 2019

Drewski · Aug 30, 2019

fnordcircle said:
If you go along with it it's a lot less painful. I honestly don't mind harmless rites of passage and getting your head shaved, especially as a man, is about as harmless as hazing can be. But then again....I do feel bad for these guys with gigantic dreadlocks... How did Maroney skirt this?

But yeah - *****ing about it is a guaranteed way to make it worse.

My HS overseas hazed; basically the scenes from Dazed and Confused.

You are dead on. If you just go with it, it is less "painful" and over much quicker. The kids who actively tried to avoid it (i.e. Freshmen avoiding bars/parties where they thought the Seniors were) got it way worse than the "sacrificial lamb" types.

And yes, before anyone asks, the country I grew up in had no drinking/tobacco purchase age. As long as you could pay for it, any bar/store, would sell you whatever you wanted.

TheRainMaker · Aug 30, 2019

zoostation said:
Not sure I would classify Harry's response as begging. Let's see what happens with Chase Winovich.

Raymond said:
Ohhhhh

That's gonna hurt.

His hair is off limits.

patchick · Aug 30, 2019

It's not just ego and self image at stake. These men are in the entertainment industry. Cultivating a trademark look a la Harry and Winovich is potentially valuable, and cutting their hair world render them less recognizable, and less marketable. How much money do you think Clay Matthews' mane has made him over the years?

Tony2046 · Aug 30, 2019

Drewski said:
My HS overseas hazed; basically the scenes from Dazed and Confused.

You are dead on. If you just go with it, it is less "painful" and over much quicker. The kids who actively tried to avoid it (i.e. Freshmen avoiding bars/parties where they thought the Seniors were) got it way worse than the "sacrificial lamb" types.

And yes, before anyone asks, the country I grew up in had no drinking/tobacco purchase age. As long as you could pay for it, any bar/store, would sell you whatever you wanted.

That sounds like Spain in the 80's. Haha

Big-T · Aug 30, 2019

Harry should have stayed quiet, Tom seems focused on Winovich...don't draw attention to yourself kid

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