A) I'm pretty sure the courts would be none too happy with that, and I'm fairly certain you'd get in trouble for doing that, restraining orders aren't supposed to be a joke.
It wouldn't downplay it at all. It would add further attention and embarassment. Yes, I know, "but we're just doing it to make a point!!"...Duh, idiot, I don't think he'd be too happy hearing about it. It's a stupid, idiotic idea.
The average age of people on here must be about 12.