JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

[Bill Lee]

The Jete in defeat... Those clowns aren't even going to claim their annual "off-season championship" title!

https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/185476-for-the-first-time-in-20-years-the-ny-jets-are-not-offseason-champs-and-it-feels-so-good/

It says:

"I want to move in silence, man.."

- Aaron Glenn, Head Coach of the New York Jets

Suck in silence or suck out loud, either way you will still suck.

 

[BTTA]

One way around this might be to declare them domestic terrorists. They've been indoctrinating children for decades and the stank, of course, is self-evident. Ditto for the toll they've taken on regional mental health.

One of the longstanding issues regarding this designation has been regarding competence. If someone has ill intent, but is completely inept at it, to the point where they really aren't a threat, should they be considered terrorists?

The Jests are the perfect case study for this. I wonder if the NSA has considered them in the deliberations on this matter.

 

[1960Pats]

Wow! That's almost as many players as ex-Jete player and coach Antonio Cromartie has kids!

Apparently he already had 8 by the time they filmed Hard Knocks with da Jete in 2010, by seven different women.

And of course the choice to do Hard Knocks back in 2010 is a kiss of death, they haven't made the playoffs since.

The NFL Players With The Most Kids

In this article, we will discuss the three former and current NFL players with the most kids. Their quivers are full of arrows.

theforkball.com

 

[Uptown]

 

[jimnance]

It says:



Suck in silence or suck out loud, either way you will still suck.

If the Jete were an appliance, they'd be a vacuum cleaner.
But one that is never emptied, full of dirt, dust and scum.
So they even suck at sucking

 

[TommyD4207]

THAT is a ****ing crazy stat.

 

[TomPatriot]

THAT is a ****ing crazy stat.

 

[TomPatriot]

 

[Bill Lee]

THAT is a ****ing crazy stat.

Generational suckage.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

 

[Bill Lee]

As seen on Reddit:



Ok, which one of you did this?

Next time, make it bigger!

 

[Mike the Brit]

As seen on Reddit:



Ok, which one of you did this?

Next time, make it bigger!

Could have been any one of 50,000 people and any time since they built the stadium.

 

[signbabybrady]

As seen on Reddit:



Ok, which one of you did this?

Next time, make it bigger!

I say that same thing every time I leave the bathroom too.

 

[Tunescribe]

Google AI assesses the Jete offseason thus far (below). The prognosis appears grim as they reportedly are focusing on roster "development" and forging a "new culture," per inarticulate motormouth coach Aaron Glenn.

The New York Jete 2025 offseason has been marked by a quieter than usual approach, raising concerns among fans and leading some to question if it's been a positive or negative period for the team. While the team made a notable move in acquiring quarterback Justin Fields, their subsequent free agency activity has been less aggressive than expected, particularly compared to the team's past spending habits.

Here's a more detailed look:

• Quieter Offseason:
  The Jete have been less active in free agency than in previous offseasons, with limited additions to the roster beyond the Fields signing.
  
  
• Concerns about Talent:
  Some analysts and media outlets have expressed concerns that the team's offseason moves have resulted in a net loss of talent, particularly on the defensive side.
  
  
• Questionable Free Agency Moves:
  Some fans and analysts have criticized specific free agency decisions, questioning whether the Jete are building for long-term success or simply patching up short-term problems.
  
  
• Impact on Roster:
  The Jete have lost key players like Aaron Rodgers, Davante Adams and Javon Kinlaw, which has led to a reshaped roster.
  
  
• Focus on Development:
  The new coaching staff, led by coach Aaron Glenn and general manager Darren Mougey have been emphasizing a new culture and development, which may take some time to bear fruit.
  
  
• Mixed Results:
  The Jete draft and free agency moves have been met with mixed reactions, with some seeing potential in new acquisitions like Justin Fields and others expressing concern about the team's overall direction.
  
  

 

[reflexblue]

Google AI assesses the Jete offseason thus far (below). The prognosis appears grim as they reportedly are focusing on roster "development" and forging a "new culture," per inarticulate motormouth coach Aaron Glenn.

The New York Jete 2025 offseason has been marked by a quieter than usual approach, raising concerns among fans and leading some to question if it's been a positive or negative period for the team. While the team made a notable move in acquiring quarterback Justin Fields, their subsequent free agency activity has been less aggressive than expected, particularly compared to the team's past spending habits.

Here's a more detailed look:

• Quieter Offseason:
  The Jete have been less active in free agency than in previous offseasons, with limited additions to the roster beyond the Fields signing.
  
  
• Concerns about Talent:
  Some analysts and media outlets have expressed concerns that the team's offseason moves have resulted in a net loss of talent, particularly on the defensive side.
  
  
• Questionable Free Agency Moves:
  Some fans and analysts have criticized specific free agency decisions, questioning whether the Jete are building for long-term success or simply patching up short-term problems.
  
  
• Impact on Roster:
  The Jete have lost key players like Aaron Rodgers, Davante Adams and Javon Kinlaw, which has led to a reshaped roster.
  
  
• Focus on Development:
  The new coaching staff, led by coach Aaron Glenn and general manager Darren Mougey have been emphasizing a new culture and development, which may take some time to bear fruit.
  
  
• Mixed Results:
  The Jete draft and free agency moves have been met with mixed reactions, with some seeing potential in new acquisitions like Justin Fields and others expressing concern about the team's overall direction.
  
  

The New York Jete 2025 offseason has been marked by a quieter than usual approach, raising concerns among fans and leading some to question if it's been a positive or negative period for the team.

WTF are they talking about its Always Negative, have they forgotten that its the jest their talking about. They'll suck in perpetuity

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[WhatJustHappened]

#JETESUCK

 

[BobDigital]

The Jets have risen! The underworld will not have them! They suck too much!

 

[Uptown]

 

[reflexblue]

Yeah, the jest need an exorcism