System QB Tom Brady will be roasted live on Netflix

[Guts]

A lot it was funny, but some stuff went way overboard. I think the jokes about Hernandez went way too far and in bad taste.
Drew Bledsoe was great and I thought Edelman was fantastic.
I can see why Giselle is pissed off. She wasn't there and she did not sign up for this.
Pretty sure she would not want her kids seeing that.
Ground also went way overboard at the end.
Kevin Hart did a great job.
I thought Nikki Glaser was hilarious, great timing and delivery.
The podcast guy was also really funny.

Bill showing up was pretty amazing. Some of it was super awkward

I understand the "everyone at a roast is fair game" but Giselle and Hernandez were not there.

Meh they're all adults they'll be fine.
Kids will be fine too some mental toughness is good and besides it's a roast they're brutal

 

[bresna]

I don't know man, telling you **** your kids seems way more off limits to me. They're not there getting roasted. They're not even adults. One person even took a shot at Brady for having a kid on a one night stand. Stands to reason Brady doesn't feel that way about his kid.

You know that the word "****" was used there in place of "leave" and not as the sexual act, right? This wasn't The Aristocrats.

And labeling Bridget Moynahan as a one night stand is rather bizarre as they dated for several years. I actually thought Tom would get more **** for that, but only Glazer and "Tom Burgandy" picked up on it.

Glazer was the best. Her joke on Gronk ("Me know that not real money") has us laughing so hard we had to pause it. Edelman told so many gay jokes, I was wondering what he was hiding. I did get a good laugh at Belichick's joke about the Dynasty ("It’s not to be confused with the roast of Bill Belichick on the 10-part Apple TV series.") and the jabs at Amendola ("And then in 2016, he picked up another 250. Or to put it another way, what Randy would call a decent first half."). Amendola deserved that and it made me believe that Belichick actually knows that Amendola is an idiot for the **** he's been saying these days. Drew Bledsoe and Randy Moss were not very good up there. I think Matt Light or Mike Vrabel would have done a better job at the podium.

Why was Kim Kardashian there at all? Is she Brady's friend or something? Is she going to take a run at the roast circuit? She looked pretty uncomfortable when she got a few jokes thrown her way.

 

[Bella*chick]

The two people you're talking about were not involved in the roast.

They saw what you saw.

LOL, I get you’re annoyed because your impression was wrong but LET IT GO. Ross could come out and say it was unscripted and you’d be like, yeah he’s obviously lying.

I also think its weird that in a night where his ex-wife and relationship with his kids were mocked, Kraft and his stupid massage were the bridge too far. I think that is very weird too and if I were Giselle I’d be even angrier. Like that’s the bridge? That’s the bridge you won’t let them cross? Just uncomfortable all around.

 

[upstater1]

So you think that Brady is such a loyal dog to a man who refused to pay him his worth for 20 years and didn't budge on giving him a 2 year contract that he couldn't help but come to old man Kraft defense over a handy jab?

Brady is such a **** if that is the real story. Beta ****.

You've gone off the rails. My recommendation? Stop hanging out on Reddit.

 

[PATSNUTme]

It looked to me that Bill would have rather chewed on the broken glass than raise it as a toast with Bob Kraft. But, that's just me.

 

[Steve102]

Holy ****, people on here discussing a great night and all your posts are arguing the Brady/Ross moment. I’ll believe the 2 people that were involved in the roast. You do whatever you want.

Right?


Guys come on here to argue. Period. Some takes here are ridiculous.

 

[Boomer B]

LOL, I get you’re annoyed because your impression was wrong but LET IT GO. Ross could come out and say it was unscripted and you’d be like, yeah he’s obviously lying.

I also think its weird that in a night where his ex-wife and relationship with his kids were mocked, Kraft and his stupid massage were the bridge too far. I think that is very weird too and if I were Giselle I’d be even angrier. Like that’s the bridge? That’s the bridge you won’t let them cross? Just uncomfortable all around.

I think it was because Kraft was sitting front row, and Brady had wanted him to be there but Kraft was hesitant. Glazer said he was a last minute decision. Both Bledsoe and Glaser said the only thing off the table to roast were Brady’s kids.

 

[Triumph]

Stand with AB.

 

[festy1986]

LOL, I get you’re annoyed because your impression was wrong but LET IT GO. Ross could come out and say it was unscripted and you’d be like, yeah he’s obviously lying.

I also think its weird that in a night where his ex-wife and relationship with his kids were mocked, Kraft and his stupid massage were the bridge too far. I think that is very weird too and if I were Giselle I’d be even angrier. Like that’s the bridge? That’s the bridge you won’t let them cross? Just uncomfortable all around.

It's not a good look for Brady to be ****ed by a 58 year old comedian 2 mins into his roast.

That's soft as ****. I refuse to believe it.

 

[festy1986]

You know that the word "****" was used there in place of "leave" and not as the sexual act, right? This wasn't The Aristocrats.

And labeling Bridget Moynahan as a one night stand is rather bizarre as they dated for several years. I actually thought Tom would get more **** for that, but only Glazer and "Tom Burgandy" picked up on it.

Glazer was the best. Her joke on Gronk ("Me know that not real money") has us laughing so hard we had to pause it. Edelman told so many gay jokes, I was wondering what he was hiding. I did get a good laugh at Belichick's joke about the Dynasty ("It’s not to be confused with the roast of Bill Belichick on the 10-part Apple TV series.") and the jabs at Amendola ("And then in 2016, he picked up another 250. Or to put it another way, what Randy would call a decent first half."). Amendola deserved that and it made me believe that Belichick actually knows that Amendola is an idiot for the **** he's been saying these days. Drew Bledsoe and Randy Moss were not very good up there. I think Matt Light or Mike Vrabel would have done a better job at the podium.

Why was Kim Kardashian there at all? Is she Brady's friend or something? Is she going to take a run at the roast circuit? She looked pretty uncomfortable when she got a few jokes thrown her way.

You thought I thought he meant literally **** them kids?

Come on man.

 

[203Pat]

Wow I couldn't believe how good this was. I watched the first half last night and expected it to be corny and watered down and it was so far from it. For an athlete Drew killed it. He nailed the delivery and was able to work the bitterness bit and jokes without seeming like a robot reading a teleprompter. Randy Moss who to me is one of the most charismatic athletes to ever come through here seemed a little uncomfortable and it didn't seem to land but really other than him and Kim Kardashian so far everyone I watched was great.

 

[203Pat]

Edit forgot to mention how hard Bill killed it. He seemed much more relaxed than I assumed he would have and some of his jokes were great. The Brady with his head up Guerrero's ass joke and the shots at Amendola were hilarious. Amendola looked pissed and tried to clap it off but that had to get under his skin and to be honest with all the shots he's taken at Bill I am glad Bill got a jab in.

 

[tasmlab]

So after "The Dynasty" and this roast, the Patriots are probably done as far as any new celebration or programming on the TB/BB era? I know we have a few HOF inductions, but it must be coming to a close.

(I'm 2/3 through the roast. Much of it was hilarious.)

 

[Triumph]

Glad-handing ... that is the word I wanted to use.

Reach around too

 

[bresna]

You thought I thought he meant literally **** them kids?

Come on man.

I figured since you called Bridget a one-night stand, you were confused.

 

[Triumph]

I heard that Gisselle cheated on Brady. So she ruined the marriage if true.

Also if true, I can see why Brady wouldn't object to a few cannonballs fired across the bow of the SS Gisselle.

 

[festy1986]

Jeff Ross Shares Take On Tom Brady Confrontation During Live Roast After Robert Kraft Massage Joke

Jeff Ross is giving his take on The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady and that particular moment when the former NFL star got out of his seat after a joke about Robert Kraft.

deadline.com

Sounds like no one cares

 

[Bill Lee]

Some of these comedians are nowhere near as funny as Edelman. Hard to believe. This Tony guy (who I've never heard of).

Seriously, he's making the same jokes Edelman did, but it's sad.

Watch the credits in the end, they employed 20 writers, they are the same jokes.

It was appropriate that Dana White was part of the festivities, he really knows how to pull the wool over the eyes.

But, just like wrestling, if one suspends disbelief it can be very entertaining.

Those people need to have the balls to deliver the lines.

Kayfabe - Wikipedia

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[Bill Lee]

This feels like the big celebration of the dynasty we all were waiting for when these guys retired.

Celebration, yet one more nail in the coffin too. It's ovah.

IMO despite all the cosmetic surgery, Brady ain't aging too well.

If he's actually gonna do that TV gig, he better not put it off too long.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jeff Ross didn't like the off-color Jewish joke. I can't say I blame him. But... it isn't he supposed to be OK with that as a comedian?

BTW, I am done with the gay jokes. Not every joke has to be a gay joke. Middle school is over fellas.

A bunch of very athletic handsome men who shower together probably shouldn't be making gay jokes.

The 'banter' had me wondering at times if some of them haven't tried playing for the other team.