System QB Tom Brady will be roasted live on Netflix

[Brotherblues]

It's a roast Kraft was in attendance and even did a joke of his own I think it's fair game.

It's concerning to me how many people don't understand a work.

So to be clear. When Kevin Hart said **** them kids and your wife has bruises on her ass not from the karate lessons but from the pounding she took from the teacher wasn't triggering but saying he asked Kraft if he wanted a massage was a bridge too far?

Don't buy it. Tom sat there with his hands on his chair waiting for his cue to get up there and whisper that nonsense into Jeff Ross ear.

It was a work and it apparently worked on all the marks.

Alright, understood. I was judging that scene in a vacuum. Haven't seen the whole thing but I'm very excited to do so soon.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Alright, understood. I was judging that scene in a vacuum. Haven't seen the whole thing but I'm very excited to do so soon.

Yeah basically nobody was safe up there lol i went in wondering if it would be a little more PC than the typical roast but they went all out. Joking about Gisele cheating on tom, the boston marathon bombing, hernandez murders and his suicide. Someone told drew he should kill himself but hed still only be the 2nd most famous patriot to do so. It was all kinds of brutality

 

[Rob0729]

It's concerning to me how many people don't understand a work.

So to be clear. When Kevin Hart said **** them kids and your wife has bruises on her ass not from the karate lessons but from the pounding she took from the teacher wasn't triggering but saying he asked Kraft if he wanted a massage was a bridge too far?

Don't buy it. Tom sat there with his hands on his chair waiting for his cue to get up there and whisper that nonsense into Jeff Ross ear.

It was a work and it apparently worked on all the marks.

Some of these roasts do have participants request things be off limit. Most good roasters and roastees don't have any.

But did they really hit Brady hard about Gisele or his kids? Gisele started dating her karate instructor after the divorce. I didn't even know she did. I had to look it up. It isn't like it was an affair. If she really cheated on Brady, would they have joked about it. They pretty much stayed away from any real stories about the divorce or the end of the marriage. The only really joke that got real personal was the joke about him leaving Bridgette Moynihan after she got pregnant.

My guess is with the Kraft massage joke, Brady might have felt uncomfortable with Kraft being in the audience and not a roaster on the stage getting any personal shots getting taken at him. Even though Kraft took a few shots with his toast to Tom, it was not really a roast.

But as roasts go, the shots most people took were pretty tame. The jokes were funny, but most people escaped the worst things we know about them publicly. No jokes about Gronk and the porn star. No jokes about Edelman in the night club. No jokes about McGinest and his legal problems (although he pretty much escaped the any roasting). There was only one joke about Brady's hair plugs and maybe one other about his plastic surgery. Again, only one joke about when he left Bridgette Moynihan when she was pregnant.

 

[Ross12]

That is what I assumed. Brady thought it was off limits due to RK's health. Brady didn't overreact and jump up like he was incensed, more like he was protecting a failing RK. Kraft didn't look bad at the BB press conference in January, but RK was noticeably shaking and slowed tonight.

I haven't seen the roast yet, but this is something I've noticed the last couple months during short clips of Kraft - during the draft calls and other little things. Not sure what's up but he looks like he got 15 years older in the last 2 months. Hopefully nothing too bad. But it does make me wonder if he is actually involved at all anymore or is just a figurehead. If it's the latter, I'm not sure why.

 

[Rob0729]

I really liked the roast, but someone still needs to explain to me why Kevin Hart is a thing. He had a few funny lines, but I mostly found him annoying like I find him annoying in everything he does.

Nikki Glazer stole the show. Jeff Ross was funny, but not his best roast. I would pay to watch a roast with just them two roasting the guest of honor.

Drew surprised me how funny he was. He always seemed to be a little stiff and serious when he was in New England.

I knew Gronk would be a disaster. I thought after his career, he would have a thriving media career, but he is awful in front of a camera.

I knew Edelman would be funny. He is the anti-Gronk and a natural on camera. Although his Belichick impression was off last night. It is usually far better.

I kinda wished Matt Light gave a roast rather than Gronk or Moss. He would have been far funnier than either of those guys. Moss wasn't bad but he did over play the no rings bit a little too much.

As much as I hate Manning, he was good.

I was surprised how bad Ben Affleck was. He is usually funny when he makes appearances on shows like Kimmel where they give him bits to be in. Most of the non-comedian guests have other people write their jokes for them and whoever came up with his bit should never write for a roast ever again.

People say that Belichick has a funny side that few see. He showed it last night.

I do think it is time for Will Ferrell to retire the Ron Burgundy character. I think it actually hurt a lot his jokes from landing.

Most of the people I never heard of before were really funny especially the podcaster I have never heard of and the guy with screwy hair cut.

 

[Jangles]

Hard to sit and watch the whole thing but the highlight clips circling social media are great.

Wish Bill had showed more of this side through his career. His grumpy old man schtick worked for me when he was winning, but this other side of his is fantastic.

 

[Bella*chick]

Bill is absolutely hilarious. His delivery was great! I enjoyed Drew and Bill and Edelman so far. And Nikki Glazer was absolutely savage.

 

[luvbrain]

That was a good closure to the dynasty. Nice to see all of those folks together one more time with the coach. Surprise at how well all of them take their roasting.

 

[festy1986]

Some of these roasts do have participants request things be off limit. Most good roasters and roastees don't have any.

But did they really hit Brady hard about Gisele or his kids? Gisele started dating her karate instructor after the divorce. I didn't even know she did. I had to look it up. It isn't like it was an affair. If she really cheated on Brady, would they have joked about it. They pretty much stayed away from any real stories about the divorce or the end of the marriage. The only really joke that got real personal was the joke about him leaving Bridgette Moynihan after she got pregnant.

My guess is with the Kraft massage joke, Brady might have felt uncomfortable with Kraft being in the audience and not a roaster on the stage getting any personal shots getting taken at him. Even though Kraft took a few shots with his toast to Tom, it was not really a roast.

But as roasts go, the shots most people took were pretty tame. The jokes were funny, but most people escaped the worst things we know about them publicly. No jokes about Gronk and the porn star. No jokes about Edelman in the night club. No jokes about McGinest and his legal problems (although he pretty much escaped the any roasting). There was only one joke about Brady's hair plugs and maybe one other about his plastic surgery. Again, only one joke about when he left Bridgette Moynihan when she was pregnant.

Gisele cheated on Brady with this man. Widely speculated.

She was allegedly off limits too.

I don't know man, telling you **** your kids seems way more off limits to me. They're not there getting roasted. They're not even adults. One person even took a shot at Brady for having a kid on a one night stand. Stands to reason Brady doesn't feel that way about his kid.

But yes, Kraft was off limits.

I don't buy it for a second.


Brady literally lost his cool and confronted Jeff Ross on the FIRST roast, 2 mins in and then kept his composure for the next 3 hours? All for Kraft? The man he once took a shot at for not giving him a contract?

I don't think so. It was a work to get people talking and talking everyone did.

 

[Boomer B]

Gisele cheated on Brady with this man. Widely speculated.

She was allegedly off limits too.

I don't know man, telling you **** your kids seems way more off limits to me. They're not there getting roasted. They're not even adults. One person even took a shot at Brady for having a kid on a one night stand. Stands to reason Brady doesn't feel that way about his kid.

But yes, Kraft was off limits.

I don't buy it for a second.


Brady literally lost his cool and confronted Jeff Ross on the FIRST roast, 2 mins in and then kept his composure for the next 3 hours? All for Kraft? The man he once took a shot at for not giving him a contract?

I don't think so. It was a work to get people talking and talking everyone did.

Most outlets today are speculating it was real.

I’m kinda leaning this way by the reaction of J. Ross. It didn’t look like he expected it and he didn’t really have any sort of good comeback, which if it was planned he would have.

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

I haven't seen the roast yet, but this is something I've noticed the last couple months during short clips of Kraft - during the draft calls and other little things. Not sure what's up but he looks like he got 15 years older in the last 2 months. Hopefully nothing too bad. But it does make me wonder if he is actually involved at all anymore or is just a figurehead. If it's the latter, I'm not sure why.

I had not seen RK since January. He stood up to say a few words and I assumed that he was avoiding going up to the podium due to health concerns. That is when the shaking was noticeable. A bit later he went up to the podium for a shot with BB and the shaking was even more noticable. It looks like Parkinsons or something along those lines. I was amazed at the change in four months. He is not actively involved in the day to day operations anymore - Jonathan must be managing the team.

 

[Joey007]

I think the best part of this roast:

It is the exact antithesis of what we got to see for 20 years. Nothing but boring, buttoned up, clean cut mantras.

It felt like these guys all broke the 4th wall last night. Everything was aired out. They opened up and showed that they acknowledge all the controversy we had to ride through with them over the years.

I mean, they were cracking Hernandez suicide jokes!

 

[festy1986]

Most outlets today are speculating it was real.

I’m kinda leaning this way by the reaction of J. Ross. It didn’t look like he expected it and he didn’t really have any sort of good comeback, which if it was planned he would have.

Its a work.

You all realize what a ***** Brady actually is if it's real?

I don't buy it.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Gisele cheated on Brady with this man. Widely speculated.

whether she was cheating or not this was the angle all the roasters were taking. Nikki said the only thing tom did that was dumber than agreeing to this roast was telling gisele she should get into jiu jitsu. Hart said something about Gisele going for 8 karate classes a day they were definitely operating under the idea that gisele was ****ing this guy while married to Tom.

 

[Ross12]

I had not seen RK since January. He stood up to say a few words and I assumed that he was avoiding going up to the podium due to health concerns. That is when the shaking was noticeable. A bit later he went up to the podium for a shot with BB and the shaking was even more noticable. It looks like Parkinsons or something along those lines. I was amazed at the change in four months. He is not actively involved in the day to day operations anymore - Jonathan must be managing the team.

If Jonathan is managing things I wish they'd say so. I am not a Jonathan hater but they could turn me into one if they keep up some kind of weird secretive song & dance in the shadow for too long. Let Robert and Jonathan be out front jointly.

 

[festy1986]

whether she was cheating or not this was the angle all the roasters were taking. Nikki said the only thing tom did that was dumber than agreeing to this roast was telling gisele she should get into jiu jitsu. Hart said something about Gisele going for 8 karate classes a day they were definitely operating under the idea that gisele was ****ing this guy while married to Tom.

Kevin Hart flat out said how did you not see it coming?

I can't wrap my head around how you can tell him **** your kids but Kraft is a touchy subject.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Kevin Hart flat out said how did you not see it coming?

I can't wrap my head around how you can tell him **** your kids but Kraft is a touchy subject.

Agree i feel it was all in good fun

 

[Dedhampatsfan]

Unless I missed something I was glad to see there were no Bucs members other than the former Pats turned Bucs involved in the event.

 

[Boomer B]

Unless I missed something I was glad to see there were no Bucs members other than the former Pats turned Bucs involved in the event.

Rich Eisen said there were some Bucs there. I think maybe they were the guys sitting above the comics.

 

[notex]

I liked the roast, not sure I'd have enjoyed it as much if I weren't a Pats fan. Good to see the "crew" able to have some (somewhat) good natured fun at each others expense... Not as funny as some of the old comedy central ones ... but to be expected when its a bunch of Athletes vs comedians.

Thought Nikki Glaser was the funniest roaster by a mile.

Personally, I thought Brady made the Kraft joke worse by yelling at Jeff Ross... It would have just been one joke amongst many if he hadn't stood up and yelled at him. Instead its the "headline" joke of the night.

Was it "off limits"? Watch every roast thats ever happened... Nothing is "off limits" and everyone in attendance, including Kraft, should expect the worst by attending/participating... The "PG-13" version wouldn't have been very funny.

Just my two cents.