Content Post JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[Tunescribe]

Came across this reel on social media:

Facebook Reel

Oldie but goodie:

 

[Koma]

I saw this elsewhere, but I’m not too proud to steal it:

The Jets have not had a QB throw double digit TDs since the 2019 season. Consider how long the passing game has been emphasized in the league and how the catch rules have been tweaked over the years and the Jets have gone 4 straight seasons without anyone throwing 10 or more TDs.

Also consider that Mac Jones directed the offense to one shutout, two games where they didn’t score any TDs, was benched after 11 games and still managed to throw 10 TDs. Other QBs who managed to throw 10+ TDs in the 2023 season: Joe Flacco, Kirk Cousins (missed 9 games), Jake Browning and Aidan O’Connell.

 

[TommyD4207]

The Jets have not had a QB throw double digit TDs since the 2019 season.

That is ****ing stunning. That's four seasons.

 

[Bill Lee]

You asked for a thread bump, you got it!

 

[Tunescribe]

Seems like the MAGA obstructionists have really pissed off the rest of Congress.

Looks like RU will be feeling the brunt of that anger.

What -- are they sending Rodgers over there too?

 

[Bill Lee]

Oops, wrong thread, lol!

But personally I wouldn't complain if Ahole went and 'stood up for his rights' in the war zone.

His stay there would be as short as his stay behind the Jete OL and be far worse for his health, IMO.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

You asked for a thread bump, you got it!

Definitely Jete material.

 

[reflexblue]

I guess we don't have Punky to kick around anymore.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I guess we don't have Punky to kick around anymore.

Don't despair! The JETE are the gift that keeps on giving.

Rodgers is a creepy human being and a lousy team-mate. Also, I suspect, by now he isn't a very good quarterback.

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Don't despair! The JETE are the gift that keeps on giving.

Rodgers is a creepy human being and a lousy team-mate. Also, I suspect, by now he isn't a very good quarterback.

Regardless of whether he ever left Green Bay, Rodgers is on my Top Ten Most Overrated All Time List.

*Edit: Yes I would start Favre over him Every. Single. Time. It's not close.

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jete appear to be putting all their eggs in the Fraudgers basket once again, drafting Messy Bacon 2.0 at No. 10.

 

[Bill Lee]

The Jete appear to be putting all their eggs in the Fraudgers basket once again, drafting Messy Bacon 2.0 at No. 10.

Just heard a Jete fan who hosts a podcast telling everyone that Joe Douglas is being responsible by not going all-in and trading up for splashy players.

Just shows he doesn't understand how the salary cap works and what Ahole's cap numbers will be going forward, at the same time their current young core players will need to be paid.

I get it, they need OL help badly, but the time to do that was before last season, since they made the Ahole trade before the draft.

This should be the year to get those splashy players to put them over the hump, but last year they got humped because they couldn't protect Ahole.

Now they really only have one season to get it right before that window slams on their fingers.

Next season Ahole has a $50M salary cap hit, and more of the young players will be demanding to be paid.

Also, this year's cap bump was huge, it's not expected to be next season.

 

[TommyD4207]

The Jete appear to be putting all their eggs in the Fraudgers basket once again, drafting Messy Bacon 2.0 at No. 10.

If you listened closely to Rodgers last night...he doesn't seem 100% sure that he's ready.

 

[pctronics0072]

Next year after another early exit from playoff contention, it will be time too.....

Blow it all up again.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jete using draft-day buzz to bury yet another mistake:
• On October 7, 2021, Franklin-Myers signed a four-year contract extension with the Jets for $55 million, with $30.2 million guaranteed.
• On April 27th, 2024, Franklin-Myers was traded to the Denver Broncos for a 2026 6th round pick.

Denver obliges yet again, like they did for Zach Wilson.

I think I see a pattern...

 

[Bill Lee]

As if getting traded for a warm bucket of spit wasn't enough of an insult...

 

[Bill Lee]

LOL, Hackett is another one of Ahole's cronies that da Jete are still saddled with...

Report: Jets tried to hire someone to "run the show" on offense in place of Nathaniel Hackett

The Jets made a lot of moves to patch up their offensive roster this offseason and they reportedly looked into making a significant change to the offensive coaching staff as well.

www.nbcsports.com

Same with Lazard:

Allen Lazard in danger of becoming Jets' biggest free agent bust

Lazard, who had 23 receptions for 311 yards, averaged 0.74 yards per route -- second lowest among wide receivers with at least 400 routes in a season over the last five years.

www.espn.com

Ahole brings a lot of baggage with him, and so far, zero durability.

 

[Bill Lee]

Great, no need to stay up late on the first Monday night of the season!