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Here's what Bill Belichick should do when he meets Eric Mangini at midfield following the Pats' 58-3 win Sunday: Hand Mangini a camcorder and say, "I don't know what I was thinking stealing your crappy team's signs. But feel free to tape ours."


Thats funny.
 
I say he should just give him the stinkpalm.
 
Have Brady accompany him...have Brady shake baby powder into BB's right hand and proceed to slap the ham sandwich right out of Ratgina's mouth. Or, have the PA announcer say "Finish Him" and watch with glee as BB punches into his chest, rips his still beating heart out and shows it to him...then takes a bite. Ala that robot dude from mortal combat.
 
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punch him upside the head.
 


 
Have Brady accompany him...have Brady shake baby powder into BB's right hand and proceed to slap the ham sandwich right out of Ratgina's mouth. Or, have the PA announcer say "Finish Him" and watch with glee as BB punches into his chest, rips his still beating heart out and shows it to him...then takes a bite. Ala that robot dude from mortal combat.

LOL!!!!

 
BB should do like Curly from The Three Stooges: Do the "flutter hand" going up and then straight down. As Mangina watches the hand going down, bring it up and tweak his nose, then box his ears with both hands, poke him in the eyes and punch him in the stomach. Then do the Curly Shuffle backing up, spin around and walk away going, "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."
 
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Kick the S.O.B. very very hard in his abnormally small testies. Then huck up a prize lunger and aim for his ear!
 
SMILING BROADLY ....
shake RatMan's hand, pumping it long and vigorously without releasing
.... and LOUDLY ask,
"How're things workin' out for ya, Eric?"
 
Have Brady accompany him...have Brady shake baby powder into BB's right hand and proceed to slap the ham sandwich right out of Ratgina's mouth. Or, have the PA announcer say "Finish Him" and watch with glee as BB punches into his chest, rips his still beating heart out and shows it to him...then takes a bite. Ala that robot dude from mortal combat.

Ha ha ha ha....this is fu*king funny )
 
 
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BB should do like Curly from The Three Stooges: Do the "flutter hand" going up and then straight down. As Mangina watches the hand going down, bring it up and tweak his nose, then box his ears with both hands, poke him in the eyes and punch him in the stomach. Then do the Curly Shuffle backing up, spin around and walk away going, "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."

Yes thats it.............
 
"BB should do like Curly from The Three Stooges: Do the "flutter hand" going up and then straight down. As Mangina watches the hand going down, bring it up and tweak his nose, then box his ears with both hands, poke him in the eyes and punch him in the stomach. Then do the Curly Shuffle backing up, spin around and walk away going, "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.""


I remember that. That's funny! ha ha ha
 
Why should they shake hands? They don't like each other, so don't play the charade.
 
BB should go up and shake his hand normally like he would any other time.
then he should hand him a note saying that he just made pipis and didn't wash his hands. Then this is what i want......... The dude who got busted with the camera will strategically place a Poo Dollar right in Mangini's path. When he picks up the poo dollar and puts it in his wallet, it is a mission accomplished.

I think LeKevin Should also break into his car and put a dead fish underneath his seat.

I think that would do the trick.
 
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