Kraft- How’s the interview going?
Mayo- it’s fine hey great news Caley just wants the league average for salary and moving expenses.
Kraft-moving expenses?
Mayo- Yeah not too much though just 10 K.
Kraft/ How much does Van smelt want?
Mayo- Thunder we just started the interview, I’m not sure he’s what I want.
Kraft- hey I’m Bobby nice to meet you Alec, would you coach for less than the league average?
Van Pelt- are you offering me the gig?
Kraft- what’s the lowest you’ll do it for?
Mayo- Thunder can we talk about this, Nick is calling.
Van Pelt- well I’m pretty well to do already In money, I just love football.
Kraft- I like what I hear, how about we take your last salary and drop say 28.3 percent I love that number.
Van Pelt- Will this is the only offer I’ve received.
Kraft- Excellemt then it’s settled glad to have you on board, would you take some of the payment in gift certificates to the pro shop? You’ll need gear anyway but staff gets a 15 percent discount on most items.
van pelt- oh wow Cleveland just gave the coaches gear.
Kraft- well Eric you’re a Patriot now you’ll find we do things differently.
Mayo- Damn Thunder what happened to opening up the Wallet to fix this Team.
Kraft- Jerod when I made you coach it’s because you said you could put a winning team together.
Mayo- Thunder I need proper resources, how am I going to sell Alex Van Pelt to the season ticket holders.
Kraft- the fans are idiots they will pay anything to support their Patriots.
Mayo- damn Thunder
Kraft- have we traded out of the first round yet? We can pay 4 third rounders less than the cost of one first.
Jerod- is that wise?
Kraft - Oh my gosh what was I thinking 8 fourth rounders make it happen.