Also old as dust... my "answer" song from the first time I saw this link... I just never got the vocalist/guitarist to do it justice:
The Ballad of The Great Mangina
They never gave a ring to Runo Mahe
Nor to the sobbing Donovan McNabb
Despite their histrionics and excuses,
Their super bowl performances were drab
They never gave a ring to Philip Rivers,
And I suspect that’s never going to change
Despite his cry of “act like you have been there,”
The Chargers barely ever were in range
But imagine their elation
When the scion of Jets Nation
Explained it all with cameras and tape
Well, beggars can’t be choosers,
And second chances for the losers
Will always sell like lobster on the cape
Now the man-boys crying “meanie!”
Gather ‘round The Great Mangini,
From Philadelphia down to Carolina
They’re comforted by tales they’re spinnin’
While the Patriots keep winnin’,
And raise a glass to the great Mangina
Now the Patriots admitted their infractions,
Bill Belichick broke down and apologized
McNabb’s protection broke down ‘gainst the giants
And Lady Tomlinson broke down and cried
The woulda shoulda coulda champion Panthers
Are p u s s y cats, come each Sunday morn
And need the Rams by now be even mentioned,
Except to quote “A Dynasty Is Born”?
But the media said maybe
This quarterback named Brady
Never really won a super bowl
And the NFL is littered
With teams that died to buy him glitter
And they want to give him life with no parole
But ain’t it just a bit astounding
That the ones who took the pounding
Are the very ones who turned the biggest whiners?
But then beggars can’t be choosers
And second chances for the losers
Are stock in trade for the Great Mangina
So tell Hines Ward, Jerome Bettis,
We’ll play him angry if he’ll let us,
In Foxboro or Pittsburgh, or China
And I wouldn’t bet the farm
On the Jets Chad Punyarm
Nor place a wager on the Great Mangina
