BB: "Matt, Commissioner Goodell tried to f*ck us by changing the game-day rules at the last minute, so here's what we're going to do.....I want you to take off for a couple of days but we'll pretend that you didn't tell us that you were going to go out of town. That way, we can put you on this list that only I know about, so that we won't have to cut you and risk losing you on waivers but you won't take up a roster spot this weekend. We'll reactivate you early next week and you'll have more time to study the playbook, so that we can make you the backup to Mac as early as week 2."