DBags of 2023 Jets Hard knocks:
1. Jeff Ulbrich- arrogant, ****y "tough guy" who shows how tough he is by dropping f bombs every third word. I honestly doubt he knows what an X or an O is. Completely undercuts his own credibility by trying to be buddies with his defense. By game 4, his players will be tired of his BS act and will tune him out. Has never had an intelligent idea or thought in his entire life. He is perfect for Jets
2. Robert Saleh- Another numbskull who can not go more than one sentence without dropping f bomb to show how "tough" he is and how he is "one of the guys". Constantly playing to the camera in hard knocks.
Not really sure what he does besides looking up "inspiring stories and animal facts" on Wikipedia to demonstrate to "the guys" that he is more than just beefcake with a smirk. He also wants desperately to be "one of the guys". THe more time he drops f bombs the more he think the players will like him. Arrogant dic* without an ounce of humility. He makes sure to let the cameras know about his running the steps routine in the mornings at Met life as a way to get players and fans to establish his physical education credentials. Meanwhile he can not string more than2 original and relevant sentences together.
Even though I am one of BB harshest critics as a GM, watching "f bomb" Saleh makes me glad we have BB as coach who actually takes the radical step of coaching and teaching his players instead of f bombing 24-7.
Jets have Fraudgers as CEO and a coaching staff of puppets and marionettes.
3. Aaron Fraudgers- He thinks he is Mahatma Ghandi, Plato, Socrates, Yoda, Aristotle, Lord and Savior and Marc Anthony rolled into one. Claims to know everyone on first name basis including referees and their extended families and their plumbers. Somehow he has never heard of Jihad Ward though. He also thinks he is the real GM, offensive coordinator and defcato coach of JETS with power to bring anyone he wants over from previous teams and cut anyone he does not like. He gives refs "friendly advice" one how to call penalties, because he knows better than them. Every one he meets he has to give a phony hug and squeeze the back of their neck in a short lived massage...to show how much cooler he is than everyone. Somehow he convinced Saleh to call him "the GOAT" in front of other players. His team mates give him standing ovations when he takes a dump and has them say into the camera how lucky they are to have him.
He claims to know every celebrity and they know him. If the Jets win this year he will become even more insufferable.
4. Randle Corn on the Cobb- Assistant Mahatma Ghandi, Rodgers jock sniffer, hanger on and dirty blind side hit guy who goes back to the huddle and yuks it up with Fraudgers that he successfully contributed to CTE of the poor giants schmuck. Hope giants get retribution on both Rodgers and "Assistant to the Savior".
5. Quinine Williams- Pillsbury doughboy who thinks he is a Marvel Superhero. He is very good and has to remind you every 2 minutes just how good he is. Constantly plays up to the camera.
6.Nathaniel hacket- nerd, phony and assistant offensive coordinator to Fraudgers. Does whatever Fraudgers tells him to. Puppet coach who dares not anger or upset the savior because he knows he will be gone. Demonstrates his "cleverness" by calling red zone, the "gold zone"....genius.
I can now understand why Sean Payton said he did the worst NFL head coaching job of 2022 with the broncos in the history of the NFL. No one on team listens to a word he said without checking with Mahatma Gandhi.
Hard Knocks 2023 is pure Jets propaganda machine in full blitzkrieg mode. I suspect Fraudgers and corn on the cob had to approve the editing and have final say on content. Its jets fandom porn, nothing more.
I miss the days when Hard Knocks would actually tell the story of roster bubble players (in detail) how they got to camp and what they have to do to stay
