JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[Tunescribe]

Loved that run!!

That last block still bothers me because it was totally unnecessary and could have been called.

 

[TommyD4207]

That last block still bothers me because it was totally unnecessary and could have been called.

Called for what? Blocking in the side?

 

[Tunescribe]

Called for what? Blocking in the side?

Could've been called for clipping/blindside block. It didn't look to me like his head was in front or at least completely to the side.

 

[Steve102]

Could've been called for clipping/blindside block. It didn't look to me like his head was in front or at least completely to the side.

Clipping? Dating yourself. My brother, they don't call it that anymore. It's block in the back, and your point is valid. It's dammed close.

 

[Steve102]

Could've been called for clipping/blindside block. It didn't look to me like his head was in front or at least completely to the side.

Shades of this block. But... let's get back to trolling Jete:

 

[Tunescribe]

Clipping? Dating yourself. My brother, they don't call it that anymore. It's block in the back, and your point is valid. It's dammed close.

You are correct, clipping is usually below the waist at the LOS. Yes, block in the back is what they call on kicking plays.

 

[Bill Lee]

Now, let's talk about an actual blind-side block...

 

[Patsfan1958]

Now, let's talk about an actual blind-side block...

More on this including Rodgers lying about it.:

Jets’ Aaron Rodgers calls Giants’ Jihad Ward is a liar

 

[Tunescribe]

More on this including Rodgers lying about it.:

Jets’ Aaron Rodgers calls Giants’ Jihad Ward is a liar

Fraudgers is lying.

From the article:
The problem with Rodgers calling Ward a liar is that cameras are everywhere and the quarterback was mic’d. Both of those captured Rodgers and Cobb joking and laughing in the huddle after the illegal hit, while Cobb’s wife also joked about it in the stands. Not only did the Jets appear to play dirty and then joke about it, but they’ve lied about it repeatedly in the aftermath.

The Jete play the Giants for real in week seven, should be interesting.

 

[Tunescribe]

Ex-Pat who recovered Mark Sanchez's Butt Fumble remembers Jets' Thanksgiving blunder

Mark Sanchez’s infamous Butt Fumble still haunts Jets fans, but fondly remembering the blooper has become a Thanksgiving tradition for the former Patriots player who scooped the ball up. Stev…

jetswire.usatoday.com

 

[JetFan79]

The Jete play the Giants for real in week seven, should be interesting.

Week 8.

 

[Grogan14]

Fraudgers is lying.

From the article:
The problem with Rodgers calling Ward a liar is that cameras are everywhere and the quarterback was mic’d. Both of those captured Rodgers and Cobb joking and laughing in the huddle after the illegal hit, while Cobb’s wife also joked about it in the stands. Not only did the Jets appear to play dirty and then joke about it, but they’ve lied about it repeatedly in the aftermath.

The Jete play the Giants for real in week seven, should be interesting.

So true! Rodgers and Cobb yukking it up that Cobb made a dirty hit that caused another player to have a concussion
Bad look for NFL and their phony “player safety” emphasis.

 

[Grogan14]

DBags of 2023 Jets Hard knocks:

1. Jeff Ulbrich- arrogant, ****y "tough guy" who shows how tough he is by dropping f bombs every third word. I honestly doubt he knows what an X or an O is. Completely undercuts his own credibility by trying to be buddies with his defense. By game 4, his players will be tired of his BS act and will tune him out. Has never had an intelligent idea or thought in his entire life. He is perfect for Jets

2. Robert Saleh- Another numbskull who can not go more than one sentence without dropping f bomb to show how "tough" he is and how he is "one of the guys". Constantly playing to the camera in hard knocks.
Not really sure what he does besides looking up "inspiring stories and animal facts" on Wikipedia to demonstrate to "the guys" that he is more than just beefcake with a smirk. He also wants desperately to be "one of the guys". THe more time he drops f bombs the more he think the players will like him. Arrogant dic* without an ounce of humility. He makes sure to let the cameras know about his running the steps routine in the mornings at Met life as a way to get players and fans to establish his physical education credentials. Meanwhile he can not string more than2 original and relevant sentences together.

Even though I am one of BB harshest critics as a GM, watching "f bomb" Saleh makes me glad we have BB as coach who actually takes the radical step of coaching and teaching his players instead of f bombing 24-7.
Jets have Fraudgers as CEO and a coaching staff of puppets and marionettes.

3. Aaron Fraudgers- He thinks he is Mahatma Ghandi, Plato, Socrates, Yoda, Aristotle, Lord and Savior and Marc Anthony rolled into one. Claims to know everyone on first name basis including referees and their extended families and their plumbers. Somehow he has never heard of Jihad Ward though. He also thinks he is the real GM, offensive coordinator and defcato coach of JETS with power to bring anyone he wants over from previous teams and cut anyone he does not like. He gives refs "friendly advice" one how to call penalties, because he knows better than them. Every one he meets he has to give a phony hug and squeeze the back of their neck in a short lived massage...to show how much cooler he is than everyone. Somehow he convinced Saleh to call him "the GOAT" in front of other players. His team mates give him standing ovations when he takes a dump and has them say into the camera how lucky they are to have him.
He claims to know every celebrity and they know him. If the Jets win this year he will become even more insufferable.

4. Randle Corn on the Cobb- Assistant Mahatma Ghandi, Rodgers jock sniffer, hanger on and dirty blind side hit guy who goes back to the huddle and yuks it up with Fraudgers that he successfully contributed to CTE of the poor giants schmuck. Hope giants get retribution on both Rodgers and "Assistant to the Savior".

5. Quinine Williams- Pillsbury doughboy who thinks he is a Marvel Superhero. He is very good and has to remind you every 2 minutes just how good he is. Constantly plays up to the camera.

6.Nathaniel hacket- nerd, phony and assistant offensive coordinator to Fraudgers. Does whatever Fraudgers tells him to. Puppet coach who dares not anger or upset the savior because he knows he will be gone. Demonstrates his "cleverness" by calling red zone, the "gold zone"....genius.
I can now understand why Sean Payton said he did the worst NFL head coaching job of 2022 with the broncos in the history of the NFL. No one on team listens to a word he said without checking with Mahatma Gandhi.

Hard Knocks 2023 is pure Jets propaganda machine in full blitzkrieg mode. I suspect Fraudgers and corn on the cob had to approve the editing and have final say on content. Its jets fandom porn, nothing more.
I miss the days when Hard Knocks would actually tell the story of roster bubble players (in detail) how they got to camp and what they have to do to stay

 

[Tunescribe]

Week 8.

It's their seventh game. During the bye week your quarterback will have extra time to sit in the dark and ponder Jihad Ward's upcoming personal jihad.

 

[Bill Lee]

Hard Knocks 2023 is pure Jets propaganda machine in full blitzkrieg mode. I suspect Fraudgers and corn on the cob had to approve the editing and have final say on content. Its jets fandom porn, nothing more.

Thanks to you and Tunescribe for watching it so I didn't have to expose myself to such bovine manure.

I miss the days when Hard Knocks would actually tell the story of roster bubble players (in detail) how they got to camp and what they have to do to stay

I agree. It used to be about true merit, now it's fraud.

The only positive is that it's documentary proof about what frauds the 2023 Jete are, stuff we can waive in their face after Lucy pulls the football away yet again and they end up on their fat asses wondering how it all went wrong.

IMO the main flaw is trusting in frauds like Bim Saleh Bim and A-hole Fraudgers and losers like Nathaniel Hackett.

 

[Patsfan1958]

Rodgers ready to lead them into the darkness...

 

[Bill Lee]

Rodgers ready to lead them into the darkness...

Seems fair.

He looks like Captain Bligh to me, moves as if he has a peg leg, throws as if he has a patch over one eye.

He likes the dark, just like Captain Ahab.

Playing behind that OL will turn him into Captain Crunch.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Classic. I hate that PFT disabled the comments section and you can’t go there anymore to read all the one liners. I feel so alone in the universe now.

CB D.J. Reed boasts Jets' defense can be 'historical' in 2023

Jets cornerback D.J. Reed said Monday he believes his unit is good enough to be mentioned among the best in NFL history.

www.espn.com

 

[Patsfan1958]

Classic. I hate that PFT disabled the comments section and you can’t go there anymore to read all the one liners. I feel so alone in the universe now.

CB D.J. Reed boasts Jets' defense can be 'historical' in 2023

Jets cornerback D.J. Reed said Monday he believes his unit is good enough to be mentioned among the best in NFL history.

www.espn.com

I quit going to PFT when they stopped the "Days without an arrest meter". I used to love that!!

 

[Bill Lee]

Classic. I hate that PFT disabled the comments section and you can’t go there anymore to read all the one liners. I feel so alone in the universe now.

CB D.J. Reed boasts Jets' defense can be 'historical' in 2023

Jets cornerback D.J. Reed said Monday he believes his unit is good enough to be mentioned among the best in NFL history.

www.espn.com

Typical Jete humility.