NFL GAME DAY DISCUSSION Super Bowl Game Day Pregame/Game Thread (Eagles vs Chiefs)

[Kontradiction]

Okay, whatever. But I've read your posts for years and this "humor" seems a bit immature for you. Have a great day watching the game today. I'm pulling for the Eagles, although I'm not really invested in either team.

Even with Breaking Bad, the GOAT show, not every episode was a hit. Sounds like “Mahomo” is my “Fly” in your opinion.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Disney (ESPN) has made it easy to think that lol

Pat and Kelsey are two names that work with either gender...they've struck gold.

 

[Dingleberry]

Even with Breaking Bad, the GOAT show, not every episode was a hit. Sounds like “Mahomo” is my “Fly” in your opinion.

"Mahomo" is not top level comedy, but it's acceptable. Even the greatest thinking-man's comic, George Carlin went low brow on occasion: Why does a weathervane have a **** (rooster) at the top? Because if it had a ****, the wind would blow right thru it.


Now, I was the first person to call Tony Romo, Tony Homo.

THAT is comedic genius!

 

[Kontradiction]

"Mahomo" is not top level comedy, but it's acceptable. Even the greatest thinking-man's comic, George Carlin went low brow on occasion: Why does a weathervane have a **** (rooster) at the top? Because if it had a ****, the wind would blow right thru it.


Now, I was the first person to call Tony Romo, Tony Homo.

THAT is comedic genius!

Maybe I should start making fart and poop jokes until the game starts.

 

[Dingleberry]

Maybe I should start making fart and poop jokes until the game starts.

Two flies landed on a piece of ****. One fly lifted its leg and farted. The other fly said, "Do you mind? I am trying to eat!

 

[Trolltolls]

Too many boomer jokes in this thread right now

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

**** Sirianni
Andy **** Reid

 

[denverpatsfan]

 

[Calhoun44]

"Mahomo" is not top level comedy, but it's acceptable. Even the greatest thinking-man's comic, George Carlin went low brow on occasion: Why does a weathervane have a **** (rooster) at the top? Because if it had a ****, the wind would blow right thru it.


Now, I was the first person to call Tony Romo, Tony Homo.

THAT is comedic genius!

Not my style of humor but enjoy the game.

 

[VectorPrime]

So any last minute player emergencies? A star being arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Disappearing in Mexico? Anything?

 

[captain stone]

#NotMyAFCChamps

#NotMySB

#RefuseToComply

 

[NE_Zealot]

So any last minute player emergencies? A star being arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Disappearing in Mexico? Anything?

I imagine Britt Reid has been under a Fort Knox level of surveillance

 

[VectorPrime]

I imagine Britt Reid has been under a Fort Knox level of surveillance

Didn’t he actually get time behind bars? Not much but more than nothing? So he might be busy.

 

[denverpatsfan]

So any last minute player emergencies? A star being arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Disappearing in Mexico? Anything?

Last time I bet on the game is when that fecking lineman from Oakland went AWOL the night before the game. I lost that bet....

 

[Kontradiction]

Damn.

 

[jimnance]

"Mahomo" is not top level comedy, but it's acceptable. Even the greatest thinking-man's comic, George Carlin went low brow on occasion: Why does a weathervane have a **** (rooster) at the top? Because if it had a ****, the wind would blow right thru it.


Now, I was the first person to call Tony Romo, Tony Homo.

THAT is comedic genius!

Carlin was awesome. I met him once.
Richard Pryor was right there too. Those are the 2 goats and nobody has come close since.

 

[Dingleberry]

Carlin was awesome. I met him once.
Richard Pryor was right there too. Those are the 2 goats and nobody has come close since.

I also met Carlin sometime around 2000 or so. Quiet and polite.

As a lover of words/linguistics, I gravitated to his comedy immediately. He is the GOAT.

 

[Zuma]

Andy Reid on possibly retiring: I have a decision to make after this game

Andy Reid could be coaching for the last time today at Super Bowl LVII.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

 

[stcjones]

Also had some home-cooking from the league against Cinci. If the refs insert themselves into this one on KC’s behalf the Iggles fans may torch the stadium

Yeah, the officiating in that KC/Cincinnati game was deplorable… Every Cincinnati fan should be angered and upset with that… The league wanted KC in the final game obviously…… I hate Philadelphia fans, but I am pulling hard for the Eagles today.

 

[Patriot Missile]

All I know is tonight, regardless of the outcome, a pos team and fanbase will be crowned Champions. Enjoy the party, food and beverages otherwise.