***Dingleberry Casino*** Playoff Betting - Wildcard Round

[Dingleberry]

There shouldn't be a champion. We should all get awards for participation. Some of us have feelings you know.

Give me the Jags for 30K at +2.5

Highest Scoring Team - 5K on SF (+500)
Lowest Scoring Team - 5K on TB (+900)
125+ Yards Combined Rushing/Receiving - 5K on J Mixon (+300)

SGP#2 - 10K (+450)

Thanks

I agree. With the push by the sensitive squad on Patsfans for positivity, I believe everyone should get a banner.

Wait a minute! All anyone has to do is finish with 50k+ to win carry over money for next year. How low should I set the bar? Maybe I can petition Ian for a participation banner for all 20 of us playoff competitors. But then I am excluding the people who got knocked out before the playoffs. That's not right. What about their feelings? Ok, they get a banner too for participating. But then I am excluding all the people who did not play this season because they didn't know how or missed the Week 1 deadline. We really should consider their feelings too.

This kinder, nicer, gentler stuff is tiring!

 

[sb1]

40K Bucs +2.5
20K Pick 1 Brady
20K SGP2
20K SGP9
10K SGP5

 

[pctronics0072]

Single Game Parlays:
-SGP #2 - 3k (+450)
-SGP #9 - 3k (+250)
-SGP #11 - 1k (+500)
-SGP #13 - 5k (+400)
-SGP #15 - 1k (+600)
-SGP #18 - 3k (+300)
TOTAL: 16k

PROPS:
-5k Lowest Scoring: Ravens: +400
-5k Highest Scoring: Bengals +700

PICK 1s:
-Most Receiving Yards #1: 5k on CHASE
-Most Receing Yards #2: 1k on GODWIN
-Most Passing Yards #1: 3k on LAWRENCE
-Most Rush Yards: 1k on EKLER
TOTAL: 10K

3k - 2 Bet 6 point Teaser:
-49ers (-9.5 -> -3.5)
-49/Sea: OVER (42.5->36.5)

10k - 2 Bet 6 Point Teaser:
-Dolphins (+13.5 -> +19.5)
-OVER (43.5 -> 37.5)

5k - 2 Bet 6 point Teaser
-Bengal (-8.5 -> -2.5)
-OVER (40.5->34.5)

5k 2 Bet 6 Point Teaser
-Cowboys (-2.5 -> +3.5)
-UNDER (45.5->51.5)

TOTAL Teasers: 23k

1k on this Parlay: (+1000)
-Chargers -2.5
-UNDER Giants/Viks
-OVER Dolphins/Bills
-Over Bucs/Boys

Total Bet: 60k

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Seahags Niners over $10K
SGP #3 $5K
6 pt tease $5K
Chargers +3.5
over 41.5

 

[venecol]

6 Pt teaser: $100k
49ers (-3.5) / Bengals (-2.5)

Highest Scoring: Bills $10k
Lowest Scoring: Ravens $10k

Pick 1: Brady $10k
Note: I may pick others as long as none of those games have started.

 

[Dingleberry]

6 Pt teaser: $100k
49ers (-3.5) / Bengals (-2.5)

Highest Scoring: Bills $10k
Lowest Scoring: Ravens $10k

Pick 1: Brady $10k
Note: I may pick others as long as none of those games have started.

Correct.

No more bets will be allowed on the lowest/highest scoring team or any Pick1 that has a player in this game.

 

[Dingleberry]

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50k
Seahawks +9.5
Jags +2.5

10k
Seahawks ML

25k
Pick 1
#1
Trevor Lawrence
#2
Burrow

12.5k
SGP #2
SGP #6

10k
Props
Dolphins Lowest scoring team

One other heads up. I recorded those 12.5k bets as 12k. We don't do less than 1k increments at this high end casino.

 

[mgcolby]

Dagnabbit. I wanted the winnings to be a cool even 50k. I mean I had to breakout the calculator for that.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

SGP #2 just won with that 3 yard run by McCaffrey

 

[Dingleberry]

SGP #2 just won with that 3 yard run by McCaffrey

Several people bet that one.

SGP 3 is looking good if the 49ers score one more TD.

Even SGP 1 has a good shot if Metcalf and Walker get a few more yards.

 

[Dingleberry]

Dagnabbit. I wanted the winnings to be a cool even 50k. I mean I had to breakout the calculator for that.

And honestly, I expected more from the regular season champ!

 

[mgcolby]

Well I expect no less from your rigged casino sir!

On a side note my wife said she likes your Dingleberries!

Why you ask? Because I have not been betting real money lately.

 

[venecol]

So the SGP had one of the lowest win rates all season, yet 2 out of the 3 won in the very 1st game. The 3rd missed a W by 12 rushing yds.

Hmmmmm

 

[mgcolby]

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50k
Seahawks +9.5
Jags +2.5

10k
Seahawks ML

25k
Pick 1
#1
Trevor Lawrence
#2
Burrow

12.5k
SGP #2
SGP #6

10k
Props
Dolphins Lowest scoring team

Adding:
50k
Jags/Chargers O47.5

 

[Dingleberry]

So the SGP had one of the lowest win rates all season, yet 2 out of the 3 won in the very 1st game. The 3rd missed a W by 12 rushing yds.

Hmmmmm

I didn't like #1 and #3 because I was expecting a low scoring game in the rain and didn't think Seattle would do anything offensively.

DraftKings may be nervous and off to a rough start of the weekend as those SGP odds came from them.

Each parlay needed an offensive game to hit in what was expected to be a low scoring game (O/U 42.5). Didn't see that coming.

 

[Dingleberry]

Now watch. I played all 3 SGP on this game coming up, thinking I just need to hit one because I expect this game to be a shootout.

Gonna get farked. Guaranteed.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

6 PT Tease for 10K
Jags + 8.5, Bengals - 2.5


1-5
Dakota
Cousins
Diggs
Kirk
Barkley

 

[venecol]

6 Pt teaser: $100k
49ers (-3.5) / Bengals (-2.5)

Highest Scoring: Bills $10k
Lowest Scoring: Ravens $10k

Pick 1: Brady $10k
Note: I may pick others as long as none of those games have started.

6 Pt teaser: $40k
Jags (+8.5) / Bengals (-2.5)

Adding Pick 1: Josh Allen $10k

3 Game Parlay: $5k
Jags / Giants / Bucs

 

[venecol]

6 PT Tease for 10K
Jags + 8.5, Bengals - 2.5


1-5
Dakota
Cousins
Diggs
Kirk
Barkley

Can't bet Dakota (Prescott?), Kirk or Barkley because games started that had guys on those lists. Need amounts for the others.

 

[Froob]

20k giants moneyline.