***Dingleberry Casino*** Week 8 Betting

[Dingleberry]

6 point teaser (+200) $5k
- Bills (-5.0)
- Commanders (+8.5)
- Texans (+8.5)

6 point teaser (+100) $5k
- Texans (+8.5)
- Bills (-5.0)

6 point teaser (+100) $5k
- Rams (+8.5)
- Under 50.5

3 Bet Parlay (+600) $2k
- Commanders (+2.5)
- Texans (+2.5)
- Browns (+3.5)

PPP#4 $1k
SGP#4 $2k

 

[venecol]

Zach Wilson scores a TD for $5k
Pats D Yards allowed 319.5 - Over for $5k

3 Bet Parlay: $3k
Falcons / Giants / Commanders

6 PT Teasers:
Jets / Pats O for $5k
Cowboys / Eagles for $2k
Vikings O / Falcons O $2k

Commanders (+2.5) for $5k

6 PT Teaser:
Giants / Commanders for $10k
Giants O / Colts U for $5k

Pool: 49ers 27 - Rams 24

Bills to cover: $4k

 

[Dingleberry]

@neuronet

I didn't see any bets from you this weekend. To avoid an automatic 15k penalty, please make sure to be at least 15k on MNF.

 

[mgcolby]

Getting the pool in. And I am embarrassed to admit I thought the pool bet cost 50k to get into. Which is why I haven't played up until now. I read your post last week questioning those of us who had not up to that point. Well, in my case, cause I obviously have a reading comprehension issue. L

Going to take the Donks as the lowest scoring and the 49ers to beat the Rams 31-26. L

25K
Miami -3.5 W

25K
Titans -2.5 W
49ers -1.5 W

25K
Cincy -3.5

Probably should quit while ahead...but what's the word I am looking for? It escapes me....oh Degenerate!

 

[Dingleberry]

25K
Cincy -3.5

Probably should quit while ahead...but what's the word I am looking for? It escapes me....oh Degenerate!

Don't do it!

You are +85k. You hit 75k on your bets, and then collected another 10k for hitting the 49ers points (31).

 

[mgcolby]

Don't do it!

You are +85k. You hit 75k on your bets, and then collected another 10k for hitting the 49ers points (31).

Oh I thought I took an L on that. I'll make a game time decision.

 

[Hyped]

k.) $5,000 on SGP#4 (+700):

Allen has 300+ passing yards, Allen has 1 rushing TD, and Rodgers has 250+ passing yards.

l.) $20,000 on this two legged six point teaser (+100):

Packers +17 and Over 41.5

m.) $25,000 on this two legged six point teaser (+100):

Browns +9.5 and Over 41.5

Ignore the below:
Hyped's running total for week 8:
a.) Lost $0
b.) Lost $0
c.) Won +$14,000
d.) Won +$21,000
e.) Lost ($4,000)
f.) Lost ($5,000)
g.) Lost ($10,000)
h.) Lost ($5,000)
i.) Lost ($5,000)
j.) Lost ($5,000)
k.) Lost ($5,000)
l.) Won +$20,000
m.) PENDING ($25,000)

Total of bets for week 8 (going into MNF): 0+0+14+21+4+5+10+5+5+5+5+20+25 = 119K
Remaining bankroll (as of 10/31): 203.5K + 14K + 21K -4K -5K -10K - 5K -5K -5K - 5K +20K - 25K = 180.5K

 

[neuronet]

I've been a bad boy this week but better late than never:

Browns +3.5 10k
Browns/Bengals UNDER 10k

 

[venecol]

Zach Wilson scores a TD for $5k
Pats D Yards allowed 319.5 - Over for $5k

3 Bet Parlay: $3k
Falcons / Giants / Commanders

6 PT Teasers:
Jets / Pats O for $5k
Cowboys / Eagles for $2k
Vikings O / Falcons O $2k

Commanders (+2.5) for $5k

6 PT Teaser:
Giants / Commanders for $10k
Giants O / Colts U for $5k

Pool: 49ers 27 - Rams 24

Bills to cover: $4k

Browns (+3.5) $3k

 

[mgcolby]

25K
Cincy -3.5

Probably should quit while ahead...but what's the word I am looking for? It escapes me....oh Degenerate!

Ok sir. Been doing some thinking over a few shots if icy cold fireball. Gonna take half your advice. Because I won a free 10k in which I thought I lost. I am going to bet
15k
Cincy -3.5

You sir are responsible and I will definitely find you liable if I lose to the sum of 10k Dingleberry dollars.

That's right.

Here he here he on this day the "Casino owner!" Talked me down on a 25k Dingleberry bet...

w
Why because he was scared!

And why was he scared, you ask?

Because he can't **** enough to create these dingleberries with his drought covered less-than-yearly-hairy ass and Scotts one ply!

We need a full audit of all dingleberries available in the dingleberry vault! I demand this information or I tell you with the power of the almighty porcelain god I will rain down hell on you, with the full might of the corn congress committee to get your prosthetic returns for the past two..no wait last three years!

You have been warned sir!

{Enticing the crowd}

Where's the vault? We need to see the vault!

 

[Dingleberry]

Ok sir. Been doing some thinking over a few shots if icy cold fireball. Gonna take half your advice. Because I won a free 10k in which I thought I lost. I am going to bet
15k
Cincy -3.5

You sir are responsible and I will definitely find you liable if I lose to the sum of 10k Dingleberry dollars.

That's right.

Here he here he on this day the "Casino owner!" Talked me down on a 25k Dingleberry bet...

w
Why because he was scared!

And why was he scared, you ask?

Because he can't **** enough to create these dingleberries with his drought covered less-than-yearly-hairy ass and Scotts one ply!

We need a full audit of all dingleberries available in the dingleberry vault! I demand this information or I tell you with the power of the almighty porcelain god I will rain down hell on you, with the full might of the corn congress committee to get your prosthetic returns for the past two..no wait last three years!

You have been warned sir!

{Enticing the crowd}

Where's the vault? We need to see the vault!

You are welcome for saving you 10k! I warned you not to make that bet.

 

[mgcolby]

You are welcome for saving you 10k! I warned you not to make that bet.

Not a bad weekend though I am up 70k dingleberries!