The Colts broke down late against the dastardly Patriots a week ago, but chin up, America! There’s good news yet, because the Colts, while losing, “provided the blueprint” for how to win against the Pats. Imagine that.
Indy lost this Sunday as well, to the “energetic” San Diego Chargers (while providing yet another blueprint, hooray!). Don’t lose faith, though. See, they only lost because they were missing Marvin Harrison and Dallas Clark (how come the networks never mentioned that?).
And there was, like, weather (FOOTBALL was MEANT to be played INDOORS!!).
And the refs had it in for them (apparently no appreciation for Ben Utecht’s one-man homage to the ‘75 Cowboys offensive line shift).