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Pick a Nickname for Mac Jones Before He Ever Plays a Down

  • Joker

  • Mac the Knife

  • Chilly Mac

  • MacLuvin

  • MFJ

  • Mac Attack

  • Mr. In Tide (shoutout to 80s Pats, Gumby)

  • Other (shout it out, not to compete with Tide here...)


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Mac N Cheese or Snack Mac if he keeps the dad bod

Six Pack Mac if he doesn't
 
Mactabulous Jones

Mactastic Jones

Jete Slayer Jones
 
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M-A-C East
 
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If I worked in marketing for McDonnies'.....I'd have set up a "Free Big Mac For Every Mac TD" promotion in the New England region...like yesterday.
 
This! MAC-10 all the way. Was going to post a pic of one without saying a word before seeing this post.
Bingo. I actually posted exactly that for maybe 2 min, but felt this was more fitting.
 
Call him whatever you want as long as it is not "injury prone Jones" or "bust Jones"...

OTOH most of these guys don't have nicknames... so Mac Jones is fine with me.
 
“You mind if we call you Bruce, just to keep things straight?”

Cleese.
I guess since we're assuming (above) he's Scottish (not Aussie) we could call him THE Bruce. Total bank-shot of references, nearly opaque logic... perfect, except it would absolutely never catch on. Also, there are all these people under, say, 50, who would never get it. And most people of all ages.


edit: I linked to and got rid of the link to the Monty Python sketch. That didn't age well at all.
 
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Macho Man - Rolling into town showing off his biceps like those dbags.
Paper Mache - Starts the season on PUP
Mach Ten - Goes from zero turnovers to a dozen in a hurry.
 
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