Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[maust]

What does this mean for Sam Darnold? Whatever the Jets plan is, it’s going to backfire.

It doesn't mean a damn thing, it's a parody post

 

[BTTA]

Oy vey...

The $9M part was fishy. The rest was predictable.

 

[Koma]

It doesn't mean a damn thing, it's a parody post

I thought about going back and editing my post. Then I realized that my point that, whatever the Jets are planning, will backfire still stands.

 

[LuRkeR1978]

Oy vey...

Trending on Twitter, and from an unverified account. Wow, that's really bad.

I wanted it to be real soooo bad, damnit!

 

[micronin127]

The New York Titans sucked so bad they changed the name of the franchise... to the Jete. Think about that. Amazing they haven't rebranded again after fifty years of futility.

 

[BTTA]

“Big news in New York, where yesterday the governor announced an executive order that requires everyone in the state to wear a mask in public when not social distancing. It’s a big change for all New Yorkers, except Jets fans.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, alongside a photo of Jets fans covering their faces

“Yeah, everyone has to wear a mask. The players on the New York Jets said, ‘That’s OK, we’re used to hiding our identity.’” — CONAN O’BRIEN

 

[Bill Lee]

“Big news in New York, where yesterday the governor announced an executive order that requires everyone in the state to wear a mask in public when not social distancing. It’s a big change for all New Yorkers, except Jets fans.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, alongside a photo of Jets fans covering their faces

“Yeah, everyone has to wear a mask. The players on the New York Jets said, ‘That’s OK, we’re used to hiding our identity.’” — CONAN O’BRIEN

All the Jete receivers are immune, we all know they can't catch anything!

 

[Bill Lee]

Actually a Jete fan I know suggested the ultimate Jete thing would be for Mono Boy to catch it.

Hopefully his spleen has hurd immunity by now.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The New York Titans sucked so bad they changed the name of the franchise... to the Jete. Think about that. Amazing they haven't rebranded again after fifty years of futility.

I find it infinitely funny that a team called the Titans were characterized as a "Chronic" anything.

If you know why, you can say it here... or, you can smirk condescendingly

 

[Bill Lee]

So so Jetsy -- one of the few decent players they have is pissed off at management for not paying him.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/17/jamal-adams-plans-jets-virtual-holdout-as-situation-gets-messy/

Looks like da Jete are going to pay him short money this year, then use the fifth year option to pay him short money next year, and even then they can franchise him.

Should make for some typical Jete shyte locker room vibes, him feeling short changed looking over at slow, fat and well paid Leveon Bell...

 

[Bill Lee]

I miss football so much I went out to the runway at the airport and yelled "THE JETS SUCK!"

 

[Mike the Brit]

It's tragic that, at a time when we should all be working together to cure an affliction that has caused untold suffering, we're distracted by the coronavirus.

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Joker]

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