Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[JetFan79]

Jetsfan80...THIS is the biggest unconscious sports moron in United States sports history....good lord what an abject waste of DNA.Grab a HAZMAT suit and surf oon over to Gag Green to catch THIS utter idiot's "takes". As stupid, moronic and devoid of intelligence as any mutt I've ever had the displeasure to read.

Thanks for the heads up Joker. Guy sounds like a fool.

Plus, not a very original handle.

 

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Jets bringing heat down on the league

NYT
A Player With Shoulder Pain, and a League Happy to Turn Its Back
Kelechi Osemele’s staredown with the Jets over a painful injury pulled back the curtain on the ugly reality of a league that views athletes as commodities.

A Player With Shoulder Pain, and a League Happy to Turn Its Back

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jets’ next five year plan needs to feature Freddie Kitchens as head coach. It’s a match made in hell.

I think this laser-focused genius should be the next Jete coach:

 

[reflexblue]

I think this laser-focused genius should be the next Jete coach:

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well he couldn't do any worse than Bug eyes, and there won't be any Big buts

 

[PatsFanInVa]

LOL... Dolphins & Steelers refuse to be mic'd up just in case they end up sounding like as big doofuses as Darnold

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Sounds like Rich Cimini is reporting from hell.

Adam Gase's big problem: Jets' locker room losing faith as rock bottom nears

 

[Clonamery]

I think this laser-focused genius should be the next Jete coach:

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[Bill Lee]

Sounds like Rich Cimini is reporting from hell.

Adam Gase's big problem: Jets' locker room losing faith as rock bottom nears

From TFA:

Coach Adam Gase is on the verge of losing the locker room. Yes, it's that bad. The New York Jets are 1-6, making the same mistakes week after week. The players are beyond frustrated. Privately, some wonder whether the team has the necessary resolve to handle in-game adversity. They're losing hope. When hope is gone, it's like injecting poison into the bloodstream. Soon enough, it's over.

Playing Miami is like taking the antidote.

The Jets are close to that moment. They travel to the winless Miami Dolphins on Sunday (1 p.m. ET, CBS), and a loss to one of the worst NFL teams in recent memory would be a rock-bottom moment for Gase, who was fired by the Dolphins only nine months ago. If the players can't come together and win a revenge game for their coach, it will raise questions about how much they really want to play for him.

Raise questions? Who the bleep ever wanted to play for Crazy Eyes Gaze and Woody Woodpecker?

Da Jete are a team of mercenaries and non-talents who could not catch on with other teams (see Thomas, Demarius).

The Gase Bowl will be ugly on the field, but it will paint a vivid picture of the Jets-Gase marriage. Heck, not even Rich Kotite was 1-7 in his first season.

Damn, you know it's bad if they're making comparisons to the Kotite Era.

Running back Le'Veon Bell, another energy source, was nowhere to be found. In an out-of-character move, he left without speaking to reporters. That spoke volumes because Bell, amid the gloom of this rotten season, always has been Mr. Sunshine. Maybe he was ticked off because he had only 12 total touches. If that were the case, he had every right to be upset. It was a major flaw in Gase's playcalling.

It seems that all that money only bought Bletch a half season of happiness.

Make no mistake, there's a lot of doubt in the Jets' locker room. Gase is supposed to be an offensive mastermind, but quarterback Sam Darnold (seven interceptions in two games) is a wreck, and the offense has produced only seven touchdowns in seven games. Clearly, their 24-22 win against the Dallas Cowboys was an aberration. The players haven't bought into Gase's system; anybody can see that. And there's the sticky situation surrounding the release of guard Kelechi Osemele, which has undoubtedly been a factor in the locker room unrest.

All fair points. If Gaze was the offensive mastermind he was billed to be, why do da Jete Suck so bad?

Of course we all know the answer: Adam Crazy Eyes Gaze is just one more piece of debris sucked up by the cyclone of suckage that is the NY Jete Experience.

 

[PatsWSB47]

LOL... Dolphins & Steelers refuse to be mic'd up just in case they end up sounding like as big doofuses as Darnold

They should have refused to be camera'd up while they were at it

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

https://nypost.com/2019/10/28/adam-gase-torched-by-boomer-esiason-in-wfan-rant/

After blaming the Jets’ 1-6 record on Gase, Esiason also said he thinks the team’s recent feud with released offensive guard Kelechi Osemele was entirely the first-year head coach’s fault. He said that it was “a reflection of Adam Gase” with how the team disagreed with Osemele’s request for surgery.

Esiason said the entire offensive line was a disaster anyway, but the lengths the Jets have gone to refute Osemele’s request for surgery have been extensive. He mentioned how after Osemele had the surgery Friday, the Jets listed him as doubtful on the injury report ahead of Sunday’s loss to the Jaguars before eventually releasing him.

“Why you would even get into a fight with a player who obviously needed surgery, and go through this whole rigmarole and what that does to the locker room?” Esiason said. “Do you realize? When you’re losing and you have a player that essentially says, ‘I’m getting surgery, because I need surgery.’ Has the surgery, the surgery is supposedly, of course, is worse than [they] initially thought the injury was.

“Those of us at ‘NFL Today’ (Sunday), all the people that are on our crew both in front of the camera and behind the camera, who have hundreds of years of combined NFL experience, have never seen anything this stupid in their lives.”

 

[Bill Lee]

Boomer: “Those of us at ‘NFL Today’ (Sunday), all the people that are on our crew both in front of the camera and behind the camera, who have hundreds of years of combined NFL experience, have never seen anything this stupid in their lives.”

Jete: Hold my beer.

 

[maust]

Sounds like Rich Cimini is reporting from hell.

If the Jete had been around in Dante Alighieri's day Hell would have had a 10th circle

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Reason #3,948 Sam Darnold is a joke. He's a huge whiny b1tch. How many times have you heard Brady tell the press about a toenail or thumb injury to his non-throwing hand? This guy is already in Big Ben territory. Now missed a string of games both years, and after every crappy game (so, almost all of them), he lets everyone know he's suffering from normal wear and tear injury. Seriously, what an unfit, mentally weak loser this guy is. He won't get a chance anywhere else, unless it's some lame competition between him and another bag of crap like Mariota or Winston.

Left thumb injury is latest Sam Darnold malady

 

[Vatahala]

At the Ringer Danny Kelly ranks the 13 plays that have defined the 1st half of the NFL season.

#1 The Patriots pick-off Sam Darnold again.

 

[Tunescribe]

From TFA:

Playing Miami is like taking the antidote.

Raise questions? Who the bleep ever wanted to play for Crazy Eyes Gaze and Woody Woodpecker?

Da Jete are a team of mercenaries and non-talents who could not catch on with other teams (see Thomas, Demarius).

Damn, you know it's bad if they're making comparisons to the Kotite Era.

It seems that all that money only bought Bletch a half season of happiness.

All fair points. If Gaze was the offensive mastermind he was billed to be, why do da Jete Suck so bad?

Of course we all know the answer: Adam Crazy Eyes Gaze is just one more piece of debris sucked up by the cyclone of suckage that is the NY Jete Experience.

 

[maust]

Left thumb injury is latest Sam Darnold malady

Apparently it was still up his azz when he sat down on the bench

 

[maust]

This is awesome, even Jete chairman Crispy Johnson has no idea what's going on with his team...

 

[Vatahala]

Jets at Dolphins opened at -6 1/2 NY but most casinos now have it at -3.

It was his left thumb, right?

 

[Tunescribe]

This is awesome, even Jete chairman Crispy Johnson has no idea what's going on with his team...

Hard to tell who's the bigger idiot -- Crispy or the dolt who drove nine hours to watch the failing Jete.