Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Tunescribe]

I still think the Jets won a bowl game.

You mean, they're "flush" with talent but played like crap? Their fans are so used to it they take it literally:

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Lol!!!!!!!

https://deadspin.com/short-sleeping-psycho-adam-gase-hits-the-smelling-salts-1837081973

 

[XLIX]

As always, The Onion gets it right with breaking news.

https://sports.theonion.com/nflpa-warns-holdouts-they-need-to-consider-the-risk-tha-1837101486

NFLPA Warns Holdouts They Need To Consider The Risk That They’ll End Up Having To Sign With Jets

 

[slam]

I would need stronger stuff than smelling salts to be able to endure watching an entire Jets game.

 

[Tunescribe]

Lol!!!!!!!

https://deadspin.com/short-sleeping-psycho-adam-gase-hits-the-smelling-salts-1837081973

Forcing stimulants on four hours nightly sleep. That's a recipe for stroke, heart attack or whatever debilitating illness awaits him. Idiot.

I remember reports years ago of BB being sleep-deprived. At a David Halberstam book signing I chatted briefly with Ernie Adams and asked him about it; he said everyone on the Patriots staff gets seven hours sleep, including BB.

 

[DaBronxPats14]

 

[reflexblue]

Lol!!!!!!!

https://deadspin.com/short-sleeping-psycho-adam-gase-hits-the-smelling-salts-1837081973

So thats why his eyes bug out

 

[Tunescribe]

Levon Belch got no carries last night vs. the Giants. Why? Don't they want to work that lazy holdout slug into shape? Don't tell me he doesn't like his helmet too.

 

[1960Pats]

Lol!!!!!!!

https://deadspin.com/short-sleeping-psycho-adam-gase-hits-the-smelling-salts-1837081973

I'd have trouble believing that if I hadn't gazed upon it with my own eyes.

 

[1960Pats]

As always, The Onion gets it right with breaking news.

https://sports.theonion.com/nflpa-warns-holdouts-they-need-to-consider-the-risk-tha-1837101486

NFLPA Warns Holdouts They Need To Consider The Risk That They’ll End Up Having To Sign With Jets

My favorite NYFLPA quote:

“Obviously, we support our players getting the money they deserve, but before you sit out week 1, just imagine having to see your family in Jets gear."

 

[JetFan79]

You have absolutely no basis, aside from self-delusion, for believing that. Your Blockhead Blunder Boy already has proven a tendency to bail once the going gets really tough, re. his convenient "foot injury" last season.

 

[Tunescribe]

This is moronic even by your clueless standards. My post was on Aug. 1. And you're answering it eight days later with a media report about Darnit's "performance under pressure" in the first preseason game? In which he threw only five passes? Here you go, you REALLY earned this one:

 

[JetFan79]

This is moronic even by your clueless standards. My post was on Aug. 1. And you're answering it eight days later with a media report about Darnit's "performance under pressure" in the first preseason game? In which he threw only five passes? Here you go, you REALLY earned this one:

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More to come soon enough. Stay "Tuned".

 

[Joker]

yeah..can't wait for the 50th straight September Super Bowl win for the Gase House gang

 

[Tunescribe]

More to come soon enough. Stay "Tuned".

More self-deluded nonsense to come? No need stating the obvious, your unbroken track record speaks for itself.

 

[BTTA]

During the weather delay in the Giants - Jets game, Jets' coach Adam Gase suggested moving the game to the Jets' stadium, which is "very close by" and "hasn't had any weather problems since I've been here."

Jets-Giants resumes after hour-long weather delay

 

[PatsWSB47]

Well this is his time of year

 

[TommyD4207]

This is moronic even by your clueless standards. My post was on Aug. 1. And you're answering it eight days later with a media report about Darnit's "performance under pressure" in the first preseason game? In which he threw only five passes? Here you go, you REALLY earned this one:

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Again, against a 3-win football team that actually got worse in the offseason. Why are the Jets allowing pressure against that terrible front?

 

[TommyD4207]

More to come soon enough. Stay "Tuned".

There's nothing to come, except for more losses.

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Did the Jets kicker just retire after bad preseason game? Amazing!