Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Horace's Ivories]

Darn Ol' JETE...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I'm cool with Bowles staying.

Of course you are. You’re also cool with this sorry excuse of a team.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm cool with Bowles staying.

What? You're cool with the bowl stain?

Simply putting a uniform on it just leaves you with the same old crapper (SOC) ...



... For noxious Jete stank, you need ...



... And scrub that crapper squeaky clean for a "fresh" start. Don't forget to recycle ...

 

[JetFan79]

What? You're cool with the bowl stain?

Simply putting a uniform on it just leaves you with the same old crapper (SOC) ...



... For noxious Jete stank, you need ...



... And scrub that crapper squeaky clean for a "fresh" start. Don't forget to recycle ...

Chad Forbes? @NFLDraftBites

#Jets Whether GM Mike Maccagnan is kept or not irrelevant. New Coach will have keys to Franchise. Patient Ownership that provides resources. Franchise QB, $100M+ in Cap Room & Division that’ll transition away from Patriots dominance in next few Yrs.

 

[cmasspatsfan]

Is that Jetfan79 getting kicked in the bad again? Being a jet fan means he likes getting kicked in the hands 16 weeks every year.

 

[maust]

Chad Forbes? @NFLDraftBites

Let's take a closer look at those 'important factors' as they pertain to the Jete.
Ownership: Woody Johnson, if the name doesn't say enough all by itself the guy's company dumps asbestos on babies.

QB: Look at the 'intelligence' being displayed on that mug...



Talent on roster: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cap Situation:Well when you've got no talent to pay of course you have cash. The ability to spend it and come up with nothing, zip, nada for 50 years is what defines Jete stank.

City: Swamplands of Jersey, it actually makes Cleveland look attractive.

Drat Capital: All the Jete have are their own picks minus their 2nd. Their roster has been so bad they won't earn a single compensatory pick

Conclusion: All things being equal the Jete stank is so bad even Hue Jackson would probably say no to that job unless the pay was stupid over the top.

 

[JetFan79]

Let's take a closer look at those 'important factors' as they pertain to the Jete.
Ownership: Woody Johnson, if the name doesn't say enough all by itself the guy's company dumps asbestos on babies.

QB: Look at the 'intelligence' being displayed on that mug...



Talent on roster: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cap Situation:Well when you've got no talent to pay of course you have cash. The ability to spend it and come up with nothing, zip, nada for 50 years is what defines Jete stank.

City: Swamplands of Jersey, it actually makes Cleveland look attractive.

Drat Capital: All the Jete have are their own picks minus their 2nd. Their roster has been so bad they won't earn a single compensatory pick

Conclusion: All things being equal the Jete stank is so bad even Hue Jackson would probably say no to that job unless the pay was stupid over the top.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Chad Forbes? @NFLDraftBites

#Jets Whether GM Mike Maccagnan is kept or not irrelevant. New Coach will have keys to Franchise. Patient Ownership that provides resources. Franchise QB, $100M+ in Cap Room & Division that’ll transition away from Patriots dominance in next few Yrs.

Pundit Credibility Rankings for Projected Head Coaching Rankings

1. 7,699,999,999 humans on earth who aren’t Chad Forbes
2. Chad Forbes

 

[Tony2046]

I dunno what you're talkin' about.

Franchise QB looking great. Robby, Q, Herndon, McGuire all good young talent on offense. Adams playing like the league's best safety in only his 2nd season. (I could go on...)

120 million in cap space. A top 4 draft pick.

We're gonna go from a top 4 pick, to a division winner in one year.

This is the Jets theme song right now...

Thanks for the post. I suspect you'll get all pissy and whiny again when I copy and paste this gem in next season's Jete suck thread.

"2019 is ours"

" watch the young players develop.."

" a top draft pick......"

" tons of cap space ....."


We've heard this same b.s. for two years straight.

 

[Tunescribe]

Chad Forbes? @NFLDraftBites

#Jets Whether GM Mike Maccagnan is kept or not irrelevant. New Coach will have keys to Franchise. Patient Ownership that provides resources. Franchise QB, $100M+ in Cap Room & Division that’ll transition away from Patriots dominance in next few Yrs.

Who the hell is Chad Forbes, and why does he have the Ravens looking for a head coach when they've announced that John Harbaugh is returning in 2019?

So the Jete are "most desirable" via ownership, "power structure" (whatever the f*ck that means), roster, etc.?



With Dopey Woody owning the team and Maccromagnon at GM, no freaking way will a new head coach hold "keys to the franchise." That hasn't been the case since Parcells left, why would it suddenly happen now?

Look, your shtick here is transparent: it's inevitable that your crap team eventually will be successful on the field by sheer default and when BB/Brady leave that likely will be accelerated. Yes, at some point the detestable Jete will have another run of relative success a la Wrecks Ryan in 2009 and 2010. So when that happens, don't come here crowing about it because it will not evolve into a sustained run anything close to what New England has accomplished the last 18 years. Your only hope is that Woody eventually sells the team and a professional adult organization is established. Until then, you can count on SOJ remaining status quo interrupted by occasional periods of winning. What you can't count on is a bona fide Super Bowl title in your lifetime.

 

[Joker]

you should be brought in to teach the Jete the proper way to successfully Jete going forward. You could call your seminar How To Teach The Deaf, Dumb, Blind, One-legged, Brain Cell Deficient, Troglodytic Jersey Miscreants To Ascend to the Level Of The Common Sub-moron

Possible Nobel prize winner right there , Tunes

 

[JetFan79]

you should be brought in to teach the Jete the proper way to successfully Jete going forward. You could call your seminar How To Teach The Deaf, Dumb, Blind, One-legged, Brain Cell Deficient, Troglodytic Jersey Miscreants To Ascend to the Level Of The Common Sub-moron

Possible Nobel prize winner right there , Tunes

Whenever you and Tunes interact with each other, I'm reminded of these two...

 

[Tunescribe]

Whenever you and Tunes interact with each other, I'm reminded of these two...

Perhaps you can learn something from genuine human interaction. Try it sometime vs. wasting energy here trolling for abuse. Speaking of which, here you go:

 

[Uncle Rico]

A very Jets injury.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

A very Jets injury.

Huh? They just took a 5-8-1 team to OT before losing at home. All the fans are drunk with optimism.

 

[maust]

All the fans are drunk with optimism.

I don't think that's optimism, just fried brain cells from the toxic Jete stank.
Which is tough on them when you consider they only start out life with half a dozen of those particular cells in the first place.

 

[Tunescribe]

A very Jets injury.

I'd give this 50/50 he did it on purpose.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I'd give this 50/50 he did it on purpose.

Don't blame him if this was the case.

 

[TommyD4207]

Thanks for the post. I suspect you'll get all pissy and whiny again when I copy and paste this gem in next season's Jete suck thread.

"2019 is ours"

" watch the young players develop.."

" a top draft pick......"

" tons of cap space ....."


We've heard this same b.s. for two years straight.

50. 50 years straight.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'll be at the game today, as usual. The only problem during Jete visits is my seats are on the west (visitors' bench) side of the field and Jete stank carries up even to the mezzanine level with winds out of the northeast. Might have to bring a mask to cover mouth and nose. For those unaware, Jete stank smells a lot like New Jersey -- a combination of rotting vegetation, used motor oil and burnt hair. Could be even more putrid today with Odd Blowes' dead carcass on the sidelines. Yeesh.