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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.WTF? You literally got crapped in by a passerby during a football game?As we were walking to the Bud Zone, three Jags fans ran past us and one of them had a passed out girl in her hands who evacuated her bowels out of her shorts and onto the drink cart next to us and my girlfriend's hand/arm.
I can hear the security guy now, "Requesting First Aid and Custodial Services to the Bud Zone. We got a fecal hit and run with several vomiting vics."WTF? You literally got crapped in by a passerby during a football game?
I didn’t.WTF? You literally got crapped in by a passerby during a football game?
It is good to have teenagers posting here.This is exactly why Florida should not be allowed to have NFL teams. Miami, Tampa and Jacksonville are nothing but dumpster franchises.
The Dolphins have been a dumpster franchise for the better part of 20 years.It is good to have teenagers posting here.
People probably said the same things about New England in the early 90s.The Dolphins have been a dumpster franchise for the better part of 20 years.
I can confirm that.People probably said the same things about New England in the early 90s.
Your lady did but you didn't so that's OK?I didn’t.
The Patriots were a dumpster franchise...for about 5 years.People probably said the same things about New England in the early 90s.
During my college years they were 14-50.The Patriots were a dumpster franchise...for about 5 years.
Your lady did but you didn't so that's OK?
I worked at a pool once. This type of thing was refered to as code Brown.I can hear the security guy now, "Requesting First Aid and Custodial Services to the Bud Zone. We got a fecal hit and run with several vomiting vics."
I should have knocked the passed out girl ****ting herself the **** out for that egregious transgression. She should have been able to control her god damn bowels while her the rest of her organs were failing.Your lady did but you didn't so that's OK?
It is good to have teenagers posting here.
No, no, no. You should have run to the restroom and grabbed some wet paper towels to clean the wayward feces off your bride-to-be. She would have remembered it forever. It would've made for a great story after a few pops at your wedding reception.I should have knocked the passed out girl ****ting herself the **** out for that egregious transgression. She should have been able to control her god damn bowels while her the rest of her organs were failing.
congratsI have a higher rating than you