Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

As is evidenced by it's extremely long run. Held over by unpopular demand for it's 50th consecutive year!

Broadway only is a few miles away, why don't they take it there? Oh, wait ...

 

[Bill Lee]

It beats any other comedy show, hands-down.

Yep, it even beats out "Dumb and Dumber", by a mile.

 

[Clonamery]

Broadway only is a few miles away, why don't they take it there? Oh, wait ...

Need lyrics for a singalong...by Leonard Fraudstein.

When you're a Jete
You're a Jete all the way
From your first cigareet
To your last dyin' day

When you're a Jete
If the spit hits some fans
You got brothers around
Livin in garbage cans!

You're always alone
In your mom’s basement!
You're home on your own:
When company's expected
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital J
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away

When you're a Jete
You stay a Jete!
I know Tony like I know me, and I guarantee you can count him in
In, out, let's get crackin'

Where you gonna find Darnold?
At the prance tonight at the gym
But the gym's neutral territory
Just grab, I'm gonna make nice with him! I'm only gonna welcome him

Great, Daddy-o!
So everybody dress up sweet and sharp. And meet Tony and me at ten. And talk tall!
We always talk tall!
We're Jete!
The greatest!

When you're a Jete
You're the top crap in town
You're the odd mental kid
With the gooberish frown!

When you're a Jete
You got mom's basement thing:
Little toy likes a man;
Little man likes to swing!

The Jete are in gear
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The girls'll steer clear
'Cause ev'ry visiting team’s knows we're chicken!

Here come the Jete
Like a bat out of hell
Someone gets in our way
We just don't feel so well!

Here come the Jete:
Little world, step aside!
We should go underground
We should run, better hide!

We're drawin' the line
So keep your noses hidden!
We're hangin' a sign
Says "Visitors Forbidden"
And we ain't kitten'!

Here come the Jete
Yeah! And we're gonna get beat
Ev'ry last football team
in the whole football league!
will take a dump on!
the!
Mother!
Lovin'!
Jete!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Lol....Jetes trying to void Darnold’s entire contract and signing bonus in the event he is fined at any point in four years.

“Sam, we’re fining you $5 for parking too close to the line. Also, we’ll need that thirty million back due to this. Tough break, kid, but you’ll rebound.”

This is unprecedented and insane, so you shouldn’t be surprised.

It would be great if he decides to skip the season and enter the 2019 draft. I wonder how many picks the Jetes would throw away this time to move up and snag him again.

 

[Tunescribe]

Link: Why Sam Darnold and NY Jets still haven't come to an agreement after 3 missed practices

Meanwhile, this report about how McClown and Bilgewater are performing so far in camp: "Both were nearly intercepted early in practice and neither guy looked sharp."

 

[maust]

Leave it to the Jete to give up the 6th, 37th and 49th picks to move up a few slots to obtain yet another 'franchise guy' to lead them to the promised land then worry about forfeiture and offset $ in the (inevitable) event he fails.

 

[Tunescribe]

Leave it to the Jete to give up the 6th, 37th and 49th picks to move up a few slots to obtain yet another 'franchise guy' to lead them to the promised land then worry about forfeiture and offset $ in the (inevitable) event he fails.

Why does this team have fans? The only plausible explanations are (1) they don't understand the game, or (2) enjoy being abused. In most cases it likely is a combination of the two.

 

[maust]

Why does this team have fans? The only plausible explanations are (1) they don't understand the game, or (2) enjoy being abused. In most cases it likely is a combination of the two.

We shouldn't discount all the inbreeding the species engages in as a contributing factor.
Although to be fair it's not like they have much choice, certainly no one else would breed with them

 

[slam]

Lol....Jetes trying to void Darnold’s entire contract and signing bonus in the event he is fined at any point in four years.

“Sam, we’re fining you $5 for parking too close to the line. Also, we’ll need that thirty million back due to this. Tough break, kid, but you’ll rebound.”

This is unprecedented and insane, so you shouldn’t be surprised.

It would be great if he decides to skip the season and enter the 2019 draft. I wonder how many picks the Jetes would throw away this time to move up and snag him again.

That's insane. Darnold is considered a high character guy and one of the safest picks, right? He's not a loose cannon like Josh Rosen, let alone a Johnny Football.

If there's ever a case of a team needing a player more than the player needs a team, it's this one. And he's the guy you're being a hardass to after decades of letting the inmates run the asylum?

 

[captain stone]

Why does this team have fans?

The Lon Guylanders old enough to have seen Namath at Shea Stadium stll cling to the belief that the Jete are "their" team, and, similar to the vicious cycle of generational welfare dependency, they've passed that delusion to their offspring.

 

[Tunescribe]

BREAKING JETE NEWS!​

Link: New Jets Uniforms Coming Spring 2019

Here is an early peek (unis for home and away):

 

[maust]

BREAKING JETE NEWS!​

Link: New Jets Uniforms Coming Spring 2019

Here is an early peek (unis for home and away):

Jete fans wowed by new uni's...

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

That's insane. Darnold is considered a high character guy and one of the safest picks, right? He's not a loose cannon like Josh Rosen, let alone a Johnny Football.

If there's ever a case of a team needing a player more than the player needs a team, it's this one. And he's the guy you're being a hardass to after decades of letting the inmates run the asylum?

Neither Rosen nor Darnold are anything like JM coming out. Both are miles ahead of him on & off the field.

This is why I usually side w the player. Look at what Chi is tryna do to Smith as well. These teams/owners will kick you the curb & rip up your contract before the ink is dry.

Jets have been searching for a franchise QB, finally get one & proceed to f it up from day 1.

 

[maust]

Jets have been searching for a franchise QB, finally get one & proceed to f it up from day 1.

They gave Revis a $17.5m golden handshake but their hedging bets and screwing the pooch with new savior "Darold" over a $7.5m AAV rookie deal.

Jete gotta Jete.

 

[JetFan79]

I wasn't worried.

 

[Clonamery]

I wasn't worried.

Thus begins Darnold's 4 year prison term.

 

[maust]

I wasn't worried.

Which completely explains why after 6 days of silence you posted here less than 6 minutes after the tweet went out.
Jete fans, victimized by their own bulljete for 50 years

 

[Tunescribe]

I wasn't worried.

Heh, Revis is teaching him well. Now your REAL worries begin. By the way, your nervous absence during Darn-it!'s holdout was refreshing. The next time you are "not worried," please take another long break.

 

[JetFan79]

Heh, Revis is teaching him well. Now your REAL worries begin. By the way, your nervous absence during Darn-it!'s holdout was refreshing. The next time you are "not worried," please take another long break.

Been a nice summee of vacations, but it's time to get back to football. I made sure to post after Baker signed and it was obvious Sam wouod be signing soon.

Don't worry Tunes, I won't leave ya hanging too long.

 

[Joey007]

That will be interesting...