Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Joker]

This is so Jete.....

 

[Tunescribe]

This is so Jete.....

I wonder if Revis got to him. "Look, kid, a bit of advice: The people in the front office here are suckers, see? They don't care about winning, they just want a few 'name' guys to make it look like they're trying so people will buy tickets. Get what you can now and then get the hell out when your rookie deal's up. In fact, you might want to lay low and protect yourself in the meantime. And when you get hungry enough, keep an eye on that team four hours north of here. It worked for me."

 

[AtomicDawg]

Sam Darn-it! is enjoying his time away from the Jete. Perhaps hoping to be traded?

Link: Jets rookie QB Sam Darnold a no-show at training camp

It writes itself. JETES forever.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Sam Darn-it! is enjoying his time away from the Jete. Perhaps hoping to be traded?

Link: Jets rookie QB Sam Darnold a no-show at training camp

 

[Bill Lee]

Hee hee hee dumb Jete...

https://nypost.com/2018/07/27/it-looks-like-sam-darnolds-jets-holdout-is-really-happening/

 

[Tunescribe]

Hee hee hee dumb Jete...

https://nypost.com/2018/07/27/it-looks-like-sam-darnolds-jets-holdout-is-really-happening/

Another link: Jets rookie QB Sam Darnold misses first training camp practice, remains unsigned

Hey Jete fans! This holdout's for you!

 

[Bill Lee]

There's almost no way to f*** up a rookie contract under today's slotted rookie scale formulas in the CBA.

Leave it to da Jete to find a way!

 

[TB_Helmet]

https://deadspin.com/dear-the-jets-what-the-hell-are-you-doing-with-sam-dar-1827931091

Traded three high draft picks for a QB of the future and aren't letting him play over 750K.

 

[Tunescribe]

There's almost no way to f*** up a rookie contract under today's slotted rookie scale formulas in the CBA. Leave it to da Jete to find a way!

https://deadspin.com/dear-the-jets-what-the-hell-are-you-doing-with-sam-dar-1827931091 Traded three high draft picks for a QB of the future and aren't letting him play over 750K.

Here's what REALLY is going on, guys: this is just the first tangible manifestation of the FACT that Sam Darn-it! NEVER wanted to be with the Jete. His entire pre-draft prep was focused on Cleveland and the Giants; you could see how crestfallen he was when the Jete traded up to get him. Now trapped in the slimy green cage, he's going to go Revis on the organization from Day One. Strictly business all the way until he can (A) make his escape, or (B) take that putrid organization of morons for everything it's got. Every day of camp he misses as a rookie will be like a week falling behind everyone else. This suckage could be epic!

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Ok, You Don't Have To Twist My Arm.......

 

[AtomicDawg]

It's Throwback Friday!

In honor of the new season of "Hard Knocks", let's take a look back at the foot eater himself Rex Ryan in his glory days, coaching the JEST!

"Let's make sure we play like the ****ing New York Jets." (?)

 

[captain stone]

It's Throwback Friday!

In honor of the new season of "Hard Knocks", let's take a look back at the foot eater himself Rex Ryan in his glory days, coaching the JEST!

"Let's make sure we play like the ****ing New York Jets." (?)

That is hilarious. Whoever compiled that montage should follow-up with a compilation of Wrecks' wreactions after a negative play occurred. What a feckin clown.

 

[Bill Lee]

It's Throwback Friday!

In honor of the new season of "Hard Knocks", let's take a look back at the foot eater himself Rex Ryan in his glory days, coaching the JEST!

"Let's make sure we play like the ****ing New York Jets." (?)

It shows how Mevis bent Woody over the barrel and Rexie handed him the lube.

Dumb, dumb Jete...

 

[Tunescribe]

Link: Sam Darnold misses another Jets practice, how much is it hurting his chances to start?

The Sam Darn-it! holdout continues with reportedly no end in sight! Pundits say he's falling behind to where he might not have a chance to win the starting job! Jete fans attending practice chant, "We want Sam!"

THE 2018 JETE ALREADY ARE A LAFF RIOT!

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[IcyPatriot]

Link: Sam Darnold misses another Jets practice, how much is it hurting his chances to start?

The Sam Darn-it! holdout continues with reportedly no end in sight! Pundits say he's falling behind to where he might not have a chance to win the starting job! Jete fans attending practice chant, "We want Sam!"

THE 2018 JETE ARE A LAFF RIOT!

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The thread that never gets old ...

 

[Tunescribe]

The thread that never gets old ...

It beats any other comedy show, hands-down.

 

[Mike the Brit]

The thread that never gets old ...

Not a soap opera -- a banana skin ballet.

 

[slam]

On the one hand we want you to be our starting QB for the next 15 years. We believe in you!

On the other hand, we want language in your contract that lets us recoup money in case you suck so bad we cut you after three years and you become QB3 in Carolina.

 

[1960Pats]

It beats any other comedy show, hands-down.

You would think that, after a while, we would run out of material. Not with the Jete though. They're the Energizer Bunny of Sucktitude.

 

[maust]

It beats any other comedy show, hands-down.

As is evidenced by it's extremely long run. Held over by unpopular demand for it's 50th consecutive year!