SATIRE: Tom Brady opts out of contract with Patriots!!! (w/ Link)

[SammyBlueCat]

Tom Brady opts out of contract with Patriots, will sign with Golden State Warriors

 

[SammyBlueCat]

“I think the Patriots are going to have a great team next year, but this is just something I have to do for me,” Brady said. “I’ve had a very long career as a professional athlete. I’ve been fortunate enough to win five Super Bowl titles. But I want to end my career with a bang, and I couldn’t imagine a better way to do that than to win an NBA championship.”

 

[JayNM]

U're a funny lil kitty aint u.

 

[Steve102]

ohferfuxsake.

 

[jah]

What's Fnord gonna say now?

 

[nabwong]

I wonder if Tom Brady or any top QB can score consistently from full court? That would be a great weapon.

 

[oldrover]

Tom Brady opts out of contract with Patriots, will sign with Golden State Warriors

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[WinstonSmith]

May you be neutered with a dull blade...

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

This was inevitable once cassius marsh wasnt brought back.

 

[Clonamery]

Mods: this belongs in the basketball thread. Please move quickly....

 

[SammyBlueCat]

May you be neutered with a dull blade...

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

More like "w/lynx", amirite?

Regards,
Chris

 

[Observer]

I wonder if Tom Brady or any top QB can score consistently from full court? That would be a great weapon.

If a top basketball player can’t then it’s a safe bet that a top football player can’t either.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

 

[Tunescribe]

Heh.

It figures @Tunescribe would show up here to spread some negativity.

What negativity?

 

[turkeyneck]

I'm really growing to hate this off season...

 

[1960Pats]

Finally!

I've been waiting for him to leave so I could dump the NYFL.

 

[maust]

Rookies report on the 22nd...it's going to be a long 17 days.
@Ian...how's that dope slap rating coming along?

 

[Midship]

Logged in on mobile for the sole purpose of disliking this thread

 

[supafly]

Booooooooooo!!!

I would let my German Shepard chase you all over the yard for starting this terrible thread.