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Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

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Imagine if the Giants win more games than the Jete this season
 
Imagine if they both win more than the Pats.
Imagine if you had a brain to actually reason with.

Oh, your Jete have a gift for you today, helped along by unsportsmanlike idiot Robbie Anderson:

 
Jete fan ladies sing this song,
Doo-da, Doo-da
The Jete fans suck five miles long
Oh, doo-da day

Goin' to suck all night
Goin' to suck all day
They bet their money on a suck faced nag
Somebody bet on Forte

Oh, the long faced Petty and the big dumb Mo',
Doo-da, doo-da
Come to a mud hole and they all ate crow,
Oh, doo-da day

Goin' to suck all night
Goin' to suck all day
They bet their money on a suck faced nag
Somebody bet on Forte


They went down there with their season gone amok,
Doo-da, doo-da
They came back home with a pocket full of suck
Oh, doo-da day
 
OMG. Just watched the Jets QB (McCown) throw a pick with time running out, tied score, and the Jets are on their own 20.......WOW.
 
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JetFan79 must be in the nuthouse by now...first he jumped on Glue Factory in the 1st declaring the "tank" was a "Weee-un!!" for his Jetes...then he did a 180 and declared "we're coming together! The young studs are going to be all pros!!"...and then today...Jete being Jete. A FACT we have stressed to this nitiwit at least a thousand times since the summer. Yeah, he must have cracked up...or...he's brainless
 
Really would have been nice if the Jets could have done what they did today all season long.

Played ok, but then made a dumb mistake at the end to lose. 0-7 would be so much better than 3-4 now.
 
your puny attempt at sarcasm is duly noted...
 
your puny attempt at sarcasm is duly noted...

You're misreading the comment. There isn't a drop of sarcasm there.

0-7 is better than 3-4 when Mccown is your QB.
 
Really would have been nice if the Jets could have done what they did today all season long.Played ok, but then made a dumb mistake at the end to lose. 0-7 would be so much better than 3-4 now.
Just days ago you were "begrudgingly" accepting of your team's wins. Now you're back in wishing-they-were-tanking mode. As a "fan," you suck even more than your team.
 
Just days ago you were "begrudgingly" accepting of your team's wins. Now you're back in wishing-they-were-tanking mode. As a "fan," you suck even more than your team.

Preference 1: Get top draft pick or a high enough pick to land a top 3 QB w/o having to give away too much.

Preference 2 (begrudgingly): Play well enough now to have meaningful December games.

Even if this team is in a wildcard/division battle come December, the future is in serious doubt w/o a franchise QB.

It is what it is.
 
Well the Jets are tied for the 7th worst record in the league.

And of the teams in front of them, only 4 of them really need a QB.

So the Jets could probably draft the 5th best QB in the draft as things stand.
 
part of what makes them so fun and enjoyable

they dont hold back.....no limits......uninhibited
I know Tunez is too classy to go there, but I will...

The Jete should have a slogan: "NY Jete: Always willing to be a bottom!".



Maybe they should bring out some products to go along with the theme, like NY Jete Slime Green Lube?

Or maybe Jete fans prefer to go without the lube?
 
Or maybe Jete fans prefer to go without the lube?

Kinda feels like how this season will end up, i.e. no meaningful December games and a draft pick out of the top 7 or so.
 
Kinda feels like how this season will end up, i.e. no meaningful December games and a draft pick out of the top 7 or so.

Back to the tank plan.. hahahahaha

WTF?

Wait till the Jete beat the Falcons. You won't know whether to high five someone or **** your pants. hahahaha

F'ing hilarious.
 
Preference 1: Get top draft pick or a high enough pick to land a top 3 QB w/o having to give away too much.

Preference 2 (begrudgingly): Play well enough now to have meaningful December games.

Even if this team is in a wildcard/division battle come December, the future is in serious doubt w/o a franchise QB.

It is what it is.

Kinda feels like how this season will end up, i.e. no meaningful December games and a draft pick out of the top 7 or so.
You aren't a real Jete fan after all -- just a confused troll who doesn't understand NFL football and has gravitated toward something that reinforces his own self-loathing. You keep clinging to this fantasy of a "franchise quarterback savior" in the draft as the ONLY path to winning, which is a fallacy. Genuine fans know that ALL games are meaningful. Genuine fans know that skilled management and roster building from the bottom-up (not top-down) make winning franchises. McClown is playing with heart and you can't even appreciate it. Pathetic.
 
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