ESPYs Wed 7/12

[drewskie]

ESPYs Tonight

Will be interesting to see tonight, partially because Peyton Manning will likely be handing out some hardware to our Patriots including Tom Terrific.

 

[Clonamery]

Thx. Tell me all about it tomorrow.

 

[borg]

I didn't know people actually watched these mutual admiration, TV creations.
FYI, the script has been leaked
"You're the best"
"No no no, you're the best"

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Darn IT!

Tonight is the night I have to water my cactus. Looks like I'll have to miss out.

 

[denverpatsfan]

Is that a new channel? I don't think I get that one?

 

[chasa]

Excuse me if I don't watch a ****ty sports award show, on a ****ty channel, Hosted by a ****ty person.

 

[FCB02062]

I'm surprised any Pats r nominated, unless Brady is suddenly transgender non conforming binary gender fluid

 

[TB_Helmet]

I want to see Peyton call Brady the GOAT.

Or more jokes like this from a roast. Still the best Peyton appearance on TV:

When comedian Nikki Glaser took the stage, she made reference to the former Colts and Broncos quarterback’s second career as a pitchman for DirecTV, Nationwide, Papa John’s, and more.

”You’re like the Tom Brady of being in commercials,” Glaser told Manning. “Like, the greatest.”​

 

[Brick27]

I'm surprised any Pats r nominated, unless Brady is suddenly transgender non conforming binary gender fluid

As someone who identifies as an Easy-Bake Oven, I find this post offensive.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I'd rather stare at Rachel Maddow naked.

 

[sb1]

Spoilers on twitter if anyone is interested in knowing and doesn't want to watch.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Spoilers on twitter if anyone is interested in knowing and doesn't want to watch.

Winning an ESPY is on par with being awarded the Jelly of the Month Club.

Only thing worth watching in all of ESPY history was Jimmy Vs speech.

 

[Deus Irae]

I really wanted to watch the ESPYs tonight but, unfortunately, I need to clean my andirons.












By the way, on a completely unrelated note: does anyone know where I can get some andirons that need cleaning?

 

[sb1]

Lol Forehead with a buttfumble joke

 

[TB12TheGoat]

Is Brady even there?

 

[VectorPrime]

I'm watching because I'm just so done with being butthurt about ESPN. It should be a decently entertaining 3 hours on a boring Wednesday night.

The Kevin Durant joke was good because he looked legit pissed off.

 

[TB12TheGoat]

I

I'm watching because I'm just so done with being butthurt about ESPN. It should be a decently entertaining 3 hours on a boring Wednesday night.

The Kevin Durant joke was good because he looked legit pissed off.

missed the Durant one lol

 

[Pessimistic Pete]

A bunch of uncharactimastic meatheads reading off teleprompters giving awards that are completely irrelevant as they pretend to be the Oscars.

 

[sb1]

 

[VectorPrime]

Dak is going to take such a huge step back this season it's not gonna be funny.