DIKEMBE UPDATE 2017 MOST OVERRATE PLAYERS IN FOOTBALL LEAGUE

[dikembe]

HELLO ALL
DIKEMBE HERE!
TODAY I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIST OF OVERRATE

10. JJ VOLT
JJ GOOD PLAYER I GUESS - JUST NEVER STOP TRYING TOO HARD AND HURTING SELF! CMON JJ STOP WITH THAT!

9. DELANIE WALKER
SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY SUCKS!

8. ANDRE THE LUCKSTER
SO THIS GUY IS SUPPOSE TO BE HALL OF FAME RIGHR? AHAHAHA. INDUI IS JUNK JUNK

7. VON THE DON
HMM GOOD PLAYER GUESS SO BUT WEARS MANY WEIRD HAT AND GLASSES

6. SCAMERON
SAME AS VON THE BON-BON EXCEPT ACTUAL SUCK

5. DAVID AUTO
OH YES RAIDERS WERE GOOD AND WOULD HAVE WON SUPER BOWL IF HE WAS HEALTH *WINK WINK*

4. PEZ
AHAHAHAHA THIS MAN IS SO AWFUL, SERIOUS WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HE IS STAR? POOR MANS TO

3. CHARGER RUNNING BACK
ITS MARVIN GORDON RIGHT? THIS TEAM IS GARBAGE. WOODHEAD DESERVE BETTER!

2. RYAN GRANT
JUST A POOR EXCUSE FOR A FOOTBALL PLAYER

1. DOC PRESSCO

THIS GUY IS FUTURE MVP? HE IS SERIOUS JUST HAND OFF TO CEREAL ZEKESTER. JOKE

 

[Bill Lee]

KALILLI MAK
BIG GIRLY MAN

ZEEK ELITT
CANT RUN WITHOUT MONSTER OFFENSE LINE

LUUK KEEEKLEY
CANT STAY OFF THE FIELD

VIK BEASTIALITY
LOVES HIMSELF TOO MUCH

KAM KNEWTON
TOO BUZY DABBING AND TWERKING

ANDI LUK
HAS NO LUK

DOMKUNG SUU
TOO BUZY KOUNTING HIS MONEY

KITCHY SMELLEY
FAIDERS WAY WAY TOO OVERRATED

 

[jah]

I can't even muster up a guess as to who Pez is.

 

[JetFan79]

I can't even muster up a guess as to who Pez is.

 

[Ring 6]

I liked dikembes posts better when he acted like he couldn't spell, messed up everyone's name and used broken English than when he makes up nicknames for people.
Bill lees oist was more dikembe than dikembes.

 

[oldrover]

"To everything there is a season..."

Dikembe had a good run... and some LMAO threads...



...but perhaps he's on his fifteenth minute of fame.

(that said, I liked JJ Volt LOL)

 

[PatsBoy12]

"To everything there is a season..."

Dikembe had a good run... and some LMAO threads...



...but perhaps he's on his fifteenth minute of fame.

(that said, I liked JJ Volt LOL)

Cold blooded.

 

[PatsDeb]

"To everything there is a season..."

Dikembe had a good run... and some LMAO threads...



...but perhaps he's on his fifteenth minute of fame.

(that said, I liked JJ Volt LOL)

It's only training camp, man. Now you sound like the Brady Haters! ;-)

 

[PatsDeb]

WHAT ABOUT:

HE-LIE FANNING - TO BUZY STEELING PRAC SQUAD PLAYA HELMET

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

I can't even muster up a guess as to who Pez is.

I'm taking you at your word as I thought there was one choice:
Dez Bryant

Poor mans TO is T.O.

 

[oldrover]

It's only training camp, man. Now you sound like the Brady Haters! ;-)

Hey!!! Them's fightin' words. If it's training camp, maybe we just need to get some competition going for his roster spot, and invite in another Dikembot.

 

[BobDigital]

#1 OODLES BLACK-HAM - I GUESS HE LIKE HAM AND KEEP IT ON PARTY BOAT. HOPE HE DON'T GET SEASICK THIS YEAR FOR PLAYOFFS

#2 MATT-TEA ICE-T - I GUESS THEY CALL ICE TEA CAUSE HE LIKE TO DRINK LOTS. BUT HE SEEMS TO CHOKE ON ICE TEA. SHOULD DRINK LESS AND GIVE SOME TO FELLOW RAP STAR TEEMATE COOLIE JONES.

#3 M.R.E. CHOPPER - LOT OF HYPE FOR HIM BUT HE NOT BEING ELITE PLAYER AND FLYING THROUGH SKY LIKE CHOPPER CATCHING BALLS. CARR CAN'T GET TO THE CHOPPA LIKE GOVERNOR ARNOLD SAYS

#4 VICKY BEES-KNEES - ANOTHER ATLANTA PLAYER WHO TRY TO RUSH TOO-MASS BRADY BUT DID NOT GET PULL IN BY GRAVITY FROM THE MASS. MUST TALK TO FIG NEWTON ABOUT TASTY COOKIES AND GRAVITY HE MADE AND WHY MASS DID NOT PULL HIM IN.

 

[jah]

I'm taking you at your word as I thought there was one choice:
Dez Bryant

Poor mans TO is T.O.

Funny how with the recent success of Dak and Elliott, I damn near forgot Dez Bryant existed.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

at the other end, Most UNDERRATE

we have our own, MIKE GILL SLITS.

He is going to be a two-header MONSTAR, paired with SEXY REXY BERKHEADLY.

 

[Wheelman]

Scameron? You totally ripped that off from others fans. For shame, Dikembe, for shame!

By the way, how does some nobody like Ryan Grant make your top 2? Have a personal gripe against said player?

 

[Joey007]

"To everything there is a season..."

Dikembe had a good run... and some LMAO threads...



...but perhaps he's on his fifteenth minute of fame.

(that said, I liked JJ Volt LOL)

When's Dikembe going to release a greatest hits thread?

I'm serious, I'd be down for a thread that encapsulated all the golden posts he made during the 2014 season.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Still like this shtick.

Regards,
Chris

 

[dikembe]

"To everything there is a season..."

Dikembe had a good run... and some LMAO threads...



...but perhaps he's on his fifteenth minute of fame.

(that said, I liked JJ Volt LOL)

SILLY FRIEND
DIKEMBE IS LIGHT YEAR AHEAD OF YOUR THOUGHT ABILITY
MANY ENJOY THE ESCAPADES OF DIKEMBE!

 

[ForThoseAboutToRock]

HELLO ALL
DIKEMBE HERE!
TODAY I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIST OF OVERRATE


9. DELANIE WALKER
SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY SUCKS!

I enjoy @dikembe's stone sober take on how much Delanie Walker actually sucks. The use of punctuation and lack of spelling mistakes show you care.

 

[farn]

Andrew Luck all day, everyday.

The guy could be "good" & still be the most overrated. An INT machine who's greatest post season run was getting blasted by NE the day nature decided to change the course of humanity & how we talk to our children.