Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Mike the Brit]

Except that gliders don't crash and burn -- the Airships, perhaps?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Have the rodents EVER had a genuine plan for improvement? Me thinks not.

Sure. They did in 2009 when they brought in Rex and tried to "beat" the cap by maneuvering money into later years.

They are still recovering from it.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The Empire will be gone in 1 year!

 

[Bill Lee]

This article is equal to manna being rained down for people to eat. It is so good.

The Jets Lost the NFL Offseason and Should Lose a Lot During the 2017 Season, Too

It's interesting to see all the Jets talk in the media. It's funny how much interest there is in a dumpster fire. And admitted Jets fan NFL.COM's Dan Hanzus writes:

Let's circle back to the Jets here. New York purged several high-profile veterans over the last six weeks, a group that includes Darrelle Revis, Brandon Marshall and Nick Mangold. They made very little splash in free agency and ended up with cupcake filling on their face, thanks to their failed pursuit of Dont'a Hightower. Then the human white flag that is Josh McCown: Starting Quarterback showed up.

It's a lot for one fanbase to take -- especially one that's been waiting for a return trip to the Super Bowl since Woodstock. And so, many fans wailed, unable to see that GM Mike Maccagnan is actually being justifiably prudent as the organization clears the decks and waits for Tom Brady to get old. There's plenty of logic to how the Jets are attacking their offseason, but that doesn't sit well with the season-ticket holder who's heard 12 too many front-office sells over the past several decades.

So we have a team that hasn't been to the Super Bowl since Woodstock and has no discernable plan to get back to the Super Bowl either. As the Jets fans themselves say, SOFJ!

 

[Tunescribe]

The mind boggles ... For a mere $249 (?!) ****head Bart Scott will serenade you to indigestion with miserable tales of Green Beans suckage.

 

[JetFan79]

The mind boggles ... Spending $249 (?!) for having ****head Bart Scott serenade you to indigestion with miserable tales of Green Beans suckage.

$250 gets ya like a pizza and a 6 pack in NYC anyway. So it's a bargain.

 

[Tunescribe]

$250 gets ya like a pizza and a 6 pack in NYC anyway. So it's a bargain.

That's a lie. Besides, how many mothers of Jets fans would fork over that kind of dough for them to attend? I'll bet the event gets canceled.

 

[JetFan79]

That's a lie. Besides, how many mothers of Jets fans would fork over that kind of dough for them to attend? I'll bet the event gets canceled.

Ok ya got me. I lied. Though there is a $2k Pizza in the city. Most are not that expensive. They should be though cause they're so damn good!

Pats may be the champs currently, but I've had Boston pizza before.

I'm taking NY/NJ pizza and a last place team over a SB champ and Boston pizza any day.

 

[Tunescribe]

Ok ya got me. I lied. Though there is a $2k Pizza in the city. Most are not that expensive. They should be though cause they're so damn good!

Pats may be the champs currently, but I've had Boston pizza before.

I'm taking NY/NJ pizza and a last place team over a SB champ and Boston pizza any day.

I could not care less about pizza wars between Boston and New Jersey. I make my own (one is in the oven at this very moment). What I'm trying to grasp is the impossible idea of Bart "Moron" Scott presiding at an event people are being charged money to attend. If your Jets administration had any sense, it would ban Scott from the premises and pay fans to show up.

 

[JetFan79]

I could not care less about pizza wars between Boston and New Jersey. I make my own (one is in the oven at this very moment). What I'm trying to grasp is the impossible idea of Bart "Moron" Scott presiding at an event people are being charged money to attend. If your Jets administration had any sense, it would ban Scott from the premises and pay fans to show up.

Bart is a fun personality.

Pizza? Impressive! I've recently been considering making my own. Post a pic.

 

[Tunescribe]

Bart is a fun personality.

For a limited few, perhaps. For the world at large, he's a ****.

Pizza? Impressive! I've recently been considering making my own. Post a pic.

Too late, I ate it -- spinach and eggplant.

 

[Tony2046]

Bart is a fun personality.

Pizza? Impressive! I've recently been considering making my own. Post a pic.

"NY has the best Pizza" Blah blah blah "I'm considering making my own" blah blah blah

Yeah that makes sense. It's sooooo good you've got to make your own.

Now that NY clam chowder is the ****. Really. It tastes like ****. WTF.

Anyways if you want some really good pizza head on up to Southborough to a place called Eros Gourmet Pizza and Deli. That's the best pizza I've had including NY and their droopy ass ****.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Anyways if you want some really good pizza head on up to Southborough to a place called Eros Gourmet Pizza and Deli. That's the best pizza I've had including NY and their droopy ass ****.

Pepe's and Sally's say hi.

 

[JetFan79]

"NY has the best Pizza" Blah blah blah "I'm considering making my own" blah blah blah

Yeah that makes sense. It's sooooo good you've got to make your own.

Now that NY clam chowder is the ****. Really. It tastes like ****. WTF.

Anyways if you want some really good pizza head on up to Southborough to a place called Eros Gourmet Pizza and Deli. That's the best pizza I've had including NY and their droopy ass ****.

Well yeah NY pizza rocks, AND I want to make my own too. Pizza is an entire food group. Room for many, many variations. And that's not even figuring different toppings.

Now if you consider NY Pizza to be bad, can't say I trust your opinion too much, but I'm always looking for suggestions of where to find a good slice. So Eros has been added to the list.

Btw a great NY slice doesn't have to be droopy. It can be crispy and crack in half when you fold it. Or it can even be a Sicilian slice. ... Damn it, now I'm hungry.

This is one argument for living in the city. I could walk to grab a slice anywhere. Instead, I have to choose between freakin Elios in the freezer, or getting dressed and driving to the boardwalk to grab a slice with a bunch of drunk bastards getting out of the bars now.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

$250 gets ya like a pizza and a 6 pack in NYC anyway. So it's a bargain.

I assume Jet fans buy a lot of beer to deal with all those painful losses...

 

[JetFan79]

I assume Jet fans buy a lot of beer to deal with all those painful losses...

Yup. Not even gonna lie. This is definitely true.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I assume Jet fans buy a lot of beer to deal with all those painful losses...

Yup. Not even gonna lie. This is definitely true.

Don't forget about the painful wins. They seem to get really hot once they have a valuable draft pick in sight.

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Did the nfl just suspend a jets player for 4 games on a peds violation?

 

[Mike the Brit]

Did the nfl just suspend a jets player for 4 games on a peds violation?

Business as usual:

Jets CB Marshall suspended 4 games for PEDs​

 

[The Gr8est]

I could not care less about pizza wars between Boston and New Jersey. I make my own (one is in the oven at this very moment). What I'm trying to grasp is the impossible idea of Bart "Moron" Scott presiding at an event people are being charged money to attend. If your Jets administration had any sense, it would ban Scott from the premises and pay fans to show up.

That's the point. It was originally going to cost $500 to attend, but they had to lower the price once it was known Scott was hosting.