OT: Amazing hilarious reddit hater thread

[neuronet]

It has over 14k upvotes at this point it's breaking reddit. You will see why:
Wow, congrats on the great free agent pick ups! • r/Patriots

Too many swears to post here...

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

That is Hillarious.

 

[Fixit]

I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but the Gronk/beers thing had both me and my wife dying.

 

[Edelmania]

The shaving cream part at the end was a nice touch too lol

 

[festy1986]

Gronk throws people at beers hahhahah

 

[Gwedd]

That is awesomely awesome. Thanks for that link!

 

[nabwong]

amazing.

 

[Jlaff]

Some good lines in there, I especially liked "'Football experts' in unnecessary suits".

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

Wow - feel the hate flow through you....

 

[Chocboston]

Awesome post and the comments below are fun too. I guess the post got so popular that ppl with no football knowledge are posting comments asking what all the fuss is about. It devolved into pats fans explaining the history of pats football to foreigners. At one point there's discussion of the 18-1 season and the end result is this comment:

Oh you poor thing. Can't deal with the stress of maybe losing a Superbowl?

**** YOU IM A BROWNS FAN IF WE GO 8-8 ID SUCK A **** AND A HALF

 

[scott99]

I have a feeling a sarcastic Pat's fan wrote that.

 

[neuronet]

From the comments:
"You had me at Pigskin Rainman"

 

[convertedpatsfan]

The Reddit responses have been pretty awesome this off-season. Whenever we make a good deal, there's a dozen, "Things are finally starting to look up for the Patriots" type comments. There used to be lots of rage, now it's just generally accepted that we're going to stay on top, and they've resorted to sarcasm.

But seriously, what an offseason...holy ****...

 

[neuronet]

The Reddit responses have been pretty awesome this off-season. Whenever we make a good deal, there's a dozen, "Things are finally starting to look up for the Patriots" type comments. There used to be lots of rage, now it's just generally accepted that we're going to stay on top, and they've resorted to sarcasm.

But seriously, what an offseason...holy ****...

Yes the /r/nfl thread about the Cooks trade had hilarious comments.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

I have a feeling a sarcastic Pat's fan wrote that.

I don't know, it sums up the feeling of fans around the league. Flew back from Vegas to Philly last week wearing my Patriots hoodie and as I sat down, the guy next to me blurts out," Jeezus" in a less than pleasant way. It took me a second to realize what he was mad about but we had a nice conversation. He admitted being an Eagles fan that he was extremely jealous of the Pats and didn't bring up any of the "gates". All he asked was ," How does Belichick do it?" referring to the draft, free agents and just seeing what others don't... I didn't have an answer I told him we enjoy BB, TFB and the rest ..... What irked him was that two Eagles cast offs ( Chung and Rowe) have rings and that 8, eight former Eagles defensive backs played in the playoffs this year......