Hypothetical Ring

[PatriotsReign]

Hey man, if by some miracle our real logo & uni's are permanently reinstated starting in 2017 you're gonna see a happy, fired up, totally psyched, ready to return to the Super Bowl again APF, Pats Fandom, Six states of New England, Planet Earth!

I do prefer the originals!

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Dad, it's time we put you in a home.

Hey, as long as there's TV to watch the Pats...

...and Mrs. PatriotsReign is your roommate too

 

[PatriotsReign]

Dad, it's time we put you in a home.

I'm still pretty young...

57 years old

I saw the light at a young age from watching the commercial....

"This is your brain....and this is your brain on drugs"

And BOOM, I quit in 1989

 

[Pats Fanatic]

Did Phil Simms get credit for Super Bowl 25.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I'm still pretty young...

57 years old

I saw the light at a young age from watching the commercial....

"This is your brain....and this is your brain on drugs"

And BOOM, I quit in 1989

now THAT'S an effective marketing campaign

...I do still like eggs, though

 

[PatriotsReign]

That's not what Chuck Norris would do

 

[PatriotsReign]

Did Phil Simms get credit for Super Bowl 25.

Yes

46. Phil Simms

 

[Schmo]

I'm still pretty young...

57 years old

I saw the light at a young age from watching the commercial....

"This is your brain....and this is your brain on drugs"

And BOOM, I quit in 1989

I guess there's a little overlap between us. Those commercials caused me to START doing drugs. If only they made the metaphor of your liver being bacon. Delicious!

 

[PatriotsReign]

now THAT'S an effective marketing campaign

...I do still like eggs, though

I was kidding

I almost killed myself with booze and drugs and I asked someone for help...in 1989

And I don't miss those days

I doubt that commercial convinced many to stop. But maybe it stopped some from starting

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Did Phil Simms get credit for Super Bowl 25.

I think he deserves the credit; he simply was a top quarterback on a couple of title teams

I certainly do not think he's worse than Aikman

While we're on the subject, if you took Jim Plunkett and plunked (sorry) him into Elway's career, being coddled like a baby and with that defense, you've got yourself four Super Bowl wins, easy. And, with no cheating.

Conversely, if you took Elway and plopped him into Jim's career, you've got yourself Ryan Leaf.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I guess there's a little overlap between us. Those commercials caused me to START doing drugs. If only they made the metaphor of your liver being bacon. Delicious!

Okay, well, um, then it didn't exactly work for everybody...

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I was kidding

I almost killed myself with booze and drugs and I asked someone for help...in 1989

And I don't miss those days

I doubt that commercial convinced many to stop. But maybe it stopped some from starting

yeah but the story is inspirational. Ecstatic that you sought and got help. YAY!!!!!!!!!

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

That's not what Chuck Norris would do

He doesn't like Tom or us?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Even if the Pats were to win with Brady, haters would probably point out how it deserves an asterisk because his team got 3 regular season wins without him.

Shhhhh....you are giving them dumb ideas, which is the only thing they talk about.

 

[PatriotsReign]

yeah but the story is inspirational. Ecstatic that you sought and got help. YAY!!!!!!!!!

Thanks!

I'm grateful but not proud of myself

Pride is what kills alcoholics and addicts

 

[fnordcircle]

If Brady gets hurt I will find you and punish you for this jinx.

 

[PatriotsReign]

If Brady gets hurt I will find you and punish you for this jinx.

Ok, sounds good

Will we go around and round the fnord circle?

 

[fnordcircle]

Ok, sounds good

Will we go around and round the fnord circle?

Right round baby. Right round.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Right round baby. Right round.

C'mon, man, who do you think PR is, SI?

 

[Betterthanmost]

Triple delete thread and 2 months ban min.
Just WTFNF?