[EDIT: Kinda NSFW] OT: SD Chargers field employee whittling during a game.

[Triumph]

San Diego Chargers officials investigating viral video showing alleged sexual act on field

 

[VrabelMayeWin]

Thanks but I really didn't need to see that

 

[Kontradiction]

Is it zafe (for work)?

 

[Triumph]

Is it zafe (for work)?

Do you work for the Chargers?

 

[WaterfallJumper]

Thanks but I really didn't need to see that

Thanks for the warning. I'm out. :O

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The Integrity of the Game.

 

[Skree]

Integrity of the game!!!!

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[TheBeers]

Dudes got balls man!

 

[nabwong]

Dudes got balls man!

Are they properly inflated? I wish he did take them to the bathroom?

 

[Fixit]

Looks like second and a short five.

 

[Fixit]

This reminds me of the Jay Glazer Spygate tapes, for some reason.

 

[Wax Frog]

Huh! I guess there really is an app for anything. Maybe he just forgot his phone.

Body Massager - Turn Your iPhone Into a Vibrating Massager

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Let he who has not done this at Gillette throw the 1st stone!

 

[Dr Pain]

Another Giant problem?

San Diego deflating the balls?

San Diego Receiver covers hands with sticky substance?

 

[Ross12]

He just couldn't find his car keys.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Reminds me of Jeff Fisher claiming he was searching for the penalty flag

 

[neuronet]

TIL 'whittling' is the best ever euphemism...

 

[PatsDeb]

TIL 'whittling' is the best ever euphemism...

Okay, it's probably because I am a chick and I am old, but I honestly thought the OP meant real whittling, with a knife and a piece of wood (no pun intended OMG), and I'm like, so what's the big problem? LOL.

 

[Nikolai]

Let he who has not done this at Gillette throw the 1st stone!

 

[NashuaPats]

Reminds me of this poor guy.