Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Deus Irae]

Huge blow for their chances to achieve mediocrity.

 

[JetFan79]

You still have Brandon Marshall, who is huge (6'4"). Other than Jalin Marshall, all the WRs are over 6 ft. Two are 6'2" (Enunwa, Peake) and one is 6'3" (Robby Anderson).

Sure, but I'm not just gonna assume these young guys can come in and instantly be "possession" WRs on par with Decker.

Enunwa is very good, but he was already playing as our TE basically. Peake, Anderson and Devin Smith are mainly speed guys.

 

[Joker]

"yeah?..well you stupid Pats fans don't have great WR's like my Decker! He's tough...he's strong..he makes all the catches!!! OG OG OG J-T-S-E!!!!!...wait...what?...he's injured??? that little biatch! He sucks!! he should keep his mouth shut!!"

 

[Galeb]

I said Rex n Mark. Not Tannenbaum.

You don't seem to understand. The reason Sanchez and Ryan had what success they did is because the team was stacked because they took huge advantage of the impending uncapped year while still mortgaging their future.

 

[slam]

You don't seem to understand. The reason Sanchez and Ryan had what success they did is because the team was stacked because they took huge advantage of the impending uncapped year while still mortgaging their future.

Maybe he's nostalgiac for the Rex/Sanchez/Idzik era.

 

[Tony2046]

Sorry for your loss @JetFan79

The Wonder years: Winnie meets a Pats fan

 

[IllegalContact]

just to put things into perspective

Revis is getting how many millions?

guess who's starting in his place?

yup.....none other than Darryl Roberts

 

[JetFan79]

Sorry for your loss @JetFan79

The Wonder years: Winnie meets a Pats fan

Lmao... that's awesome! Well done man. I was cracking up (of course while also fighting back tears because that was one sad freakin' scene).

Easily best post in this thread. Granted it's 99% Pat fans posting, so that's not saying much, but still a great post.

 

[1960Pats]

That's good for us, but you have to feel a little sorry for him, the team and their fans. Never want to see someone get hurt just so we gain an advantage.

Decker actually caught a break. He won't have to play for the Jets this year. They suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sorry for your loss @JetFan79

The Wonder years: Winnie meets a Pats fan

Lmao... that's awesome! Well done man. I was cracking up (of course while also fighting back tears because that was one sad freakin' scene). Easily best post in this thread. Granted it's 99% Pat fans posting, so that's not saying much, but still a great post.

A Jets fan searching for his elusive weenie. What's new about that?

 

[JetFan79]

A Jets fan searching for his elusive weenie. What's new about that?

 

[Tunescribe]

Did you know that the winner of the small penis pageant is a Jets fan?

Link: http://playboysfw.kinja.com/nick-gilronan-won-a-small-penis-pageant-yet-hes-a-big-1437973202

 

[Kontradiction]

Ah, the good old days . . . glory days . . . it never gets old.

My GOD. What was the plan there!? I've seen the GIF thousands of times and I become more bewildered every time I see it.

 

[JetFan79]

Did you know that the winner of the small penis pageant is a Jets fan?

Link: http://playboysfw.kinja.com/nick-gilronan-won-a-small-penis-pageant-yet-hes-a-big-1437973202

Ha, well that's a new one.

Makes sense though. Seems about right that a contest for smallest weiner in Brooklyn was won by a Tebow fan.

 

[Tunescribe]

Ha, well that's a new one.

Makes sense though. Seems about right that a contest for smallest weiner in Brooklyn was won by a Tebow fan.

All I see is a Jets jersey. Lots of Green Beans have worn No. 15, no?

 

[JetFan79]

All I see is a Jets jersey. Lots of Green Beans have worn No. 15, no?

Not that year.

 

[Tunescribe]

Not that year.

Well, thousands of Green Beans fans bought Tebow jerseys that year believing he would be the franchise's savior. Are you trying to say they all have tiny penises? Did YOU buy a Tebow jersey too?

 

[JetFan79]

Well, thousands of Green Beans fans bought Tebow jerseys that year believing he would be the franchise's savior. Are you trying to say they all have small penises? Did YOU buy a Tebow jersey too?

I don't know that any Jet fans bought Tebow jerseys. Tebow fans bought Tebow jerseys.

Correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't the NE area have a strong Irish population? We may want to stop discussing small weenies. Could be upsetting to many here.

 

[Tunescribe]

Correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't the NE area have a strong Irish population? We may want to stop discussing small weenies. Could be upsetting to many here.

You're wrong. They're Americans.

 

[Joker]

I don't know that any Jet fans bought Tebow jerseys. Tebow fans bought Tebow jerseys.

Correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't the NE area have a strong Irish population? We may want to stop discussing small weenies. Could be upsetting to many here.

well,the bigmouth that hasn't got the peas to show up and back up his bluster would seem a more likely candidate for "Nutless Nutbag Of The Century"....