Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[IcyPatriot]

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Looks just like Romo island (it's just off Denmark)

 

[AtomicDawg]

How is it back "home" now Revi$?

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Geez that shore wuz a LOT of money for one cornerback

I'm sure it was a momentary thing.

 

[Ring 6]

How is it back "home" now Revi$?

Actually it's
Jets 70,000,000
Patriots a whole bunch of players the money can be spent on

 

[PatsFanInVa]

"Who is this, Boss?"
"This is Woody Johnson, Tattoo."
"His first and last names are both euphemisms for penis, Boss."
"Yes, Tattoo."
"Why has he come to Revis Island, Boss?"
"Because he has a fantasy that for $70 million, the Jets can win a Super Bowl."
"Boss?"
"Yes, Tattoo?"
"Can an island sink?"
"There is this, Tattoo..."

 

[Tunescribe]

Tomorrow is a mid-September Sunday. A Jets win is guaranteed not to happen. I wonder if Revis will keep his string intact by having toast with breakfast.

 

[Tunescribe]

Not that we really needed more proof New Jersey fans' heads are made of cement, but here it is anyway. What an idiot.

Link: Eric Decker headbutts Jets fan during touchdown celebration

 

[reflexblue]

Mehata Mucil is telling rodent fans the jests will be in first place when brady gets back thanks to Jimm G being hurt.... Another in a very long line delusional jests predictions that will only lead to great sorrow.

Jets will be in first place in AFC East when Tom Brady returns, and they’ll have Jimmy Garoppolo to thank
What does Jimmy Garoppolo's injury mean for the Jets?

 

[The Gr8est]

Mehata mucil is telling rats fans the jests will be in first place when brady gets back thanks to Jimm G being hurt. Another in a very long line delusional jests predictions that will only lead to great sorrow.

Jets will be in first place in AFC East when Tom Brady returns, and they’ll have Jimmy Garoppolo to thank
What does Jimmy Garoppolo's injury mean for the Jets?

Actually, if the Rats were to end up in 1st place by the time Brady returns they have Roger Goodell to thank, not Jimmy Garoppolo.

Because integrity.

 

[IllegalContact]

Mehata mucil is telling rats fans the jests will be in first place when brady gets back thanks to Jimm G being hurt. Another in a very long line delusional jests predictions that will only lead to great sorrow.

Jets will be in first place in AFC East when Tom Brady returns, and they’ll have Jimmy Garoppolo to thank
What does Jimmy Garoppolo's injury mean for the Jets?

thats how the brain gets when you spend most of the time smelling someone elses farts

 

[Tunescribe]

Mehata mucil is telling rats fans the jests will be in first place when brady gets back thanks to Jimm G being hurt. Another in a very long line delusional jests predictions that will only lead to great sorrow.

Jets will be in first place in AFC East when Tom Brady returns, and they’ll have Jimmy Garoppolo to thank
What does Jimmy Garoppolo's injury mean for the Jets?

I thought that tripe was something written for a Green Beans fan site, then I saw it actually was published by the New York Daily News!

 

[SalemPats]

Jets vs KC is a big game. I think it will be a good gauge to see if they can compete for a playoff spot.

This Jets team is weird, i kind of don't hate them as much with guys like Fitz, Forte, Decker they seem a lot more humble. I don't like Marshall so that helps

 

[Tony2046]

Jets vs KC is a big game. I think it will be a good gauge to see if they can compete for a playoff spot.

This Jets team is weird, i kind of don't hate them as much with guys like Fitz, Forte, Decker they seem a lot more humble. I don't like Marshall so that helps

I think it's time to put the crack pipe down buddy.

Lima Syndrome?

 

[SalemPats]

I think it's time to put the crack pipe down buddy.

Lima Syndrome?

yeah, i don't know what's wrong with me lately

 

[Tony2046]

It's from Feb 2016 but had never seen it. Pretty funny stuff.

 

[Bill Lee]

It's from Feb 2016 but had never seen it. Pretty funny stuff.

Hmm, under that Jets hoodie that he put into the fire was a Michigan sweatshirt...

 

[Tony2046]

Hmm, under that Jets hoodie that he put into the fire was a Michigan sweatshirt...

A little conflict of interest there I would say.