But cool name.
From the rest of my "this can't all be coincidence" naming file:
1 - We have been Gaffneyless for far too long. I think this one's better (but I stand by my assessment that Jabar Gaffney was the one NFL player who actually gave 110%. He played way above his capabilities, which just happened to be way below our needs. I sort of miss the glandular freak.)
2 - Jonathan Freeney. Any relation? Can he spin in a circle? That was what Dwight Freeney could do. Spin in a circle. For years I watched people explain on here how we needed 2 guys who could spin in a circle like the Colts had.
3 - Once again, Barkeeevious Minnnngooooo. I want Barkevious to succeed so that I can say Barkeeeevious Minnngoooo.
4. We had Brewski and Roach on the same defense... I am disappointed by the fact that Blount came after their time.
5. We are deep at the Malco(l)m position. Malcom Brown is hereby dubbed Malcom in the Middle.
6. Trey Flowers. Just add in "of" and you have the most awesome hippie tarot card never produced, the Trey of Flowers.
7. Hogannnnnnnn!
8. Not one but two arguably adjectival names, Martellus and Barkevious. It's easy to define Barkevious. Like, the ash tree is especially barkevious. I think I would use "Martellus" to describe a good deal at a big-box store.
9. Woodrow Hamilton. Way to stick with the Patriotic theme, right up there with former G Sam Adams, peace be upon him. Not quite Lincoln Kennedy. But a damn sight more tolerable than Stalin Colinet. (What was his mother thinking?!?!?!)
10. Pot Roast. You just gotta love a guy who ate something on a plane once and couldn't escape it.
11. The Pats as of this writing maintain consistent depth at the Brandon position, listing the Brandons Bolden and King.
12. Similarly the Tre(y) position has been shored up nicely.
13. We have a LaAdrian, a LeGarrette, a DeAndre, and Cre'von LeBlanc. French and pseudo-French prefixes checked.
14. okay depth at the apostrophe position (Cre'von, Dont'a)
Last but not least, everybody Pat Chung tonight... everybody Pat Chung tonight.
