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From the Patriots' annual training camp movie night yesterday with Mark Wahlberg.

Kraft to Wahlberg: "Ya see, football is all show biz just like in Hollywood. Tell people what they want to hear, use a little smoke & mirrors, toss 'em a bone made in China now and then. Keep those turnstyles moving, I always say. Like my good pal Roger reminds me, there's a few thousand suckers born every minute ... Hey, whadya think of my longer haircut? My beanpole bimbo thinks it gives me a sexy bad boy look, just like you!"

 

[Clonamery]

Huh, I thought it was: "And I love it when Roger spanks me like this."

 

[Galeb]

"So it's really never too late to be in a boy band."

 

[Joker]

"yes Mark..THAT'S the real secret...the fans are like mushrooms...you feed them shyt and keep them in the dark...sit back and rake in the millions..."

 

[nabwong]

"I saw yours in Boogie nights. Wanna see mine?"

 

[hornetfb85]

 

[Deus Irae]

"Sure, it costs you your integrity to sell out your QB, and your team. But you have to decide what's more important: your integrity, or adding a few million dollars more to your $4.8 billion so you can really impress the babes.

And I really like boobs."

 

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Annie was a high school cheerleader
Pom poms and bobby socks, no girl was sweeter
Come Prom time everybody was on the line
All the fellas swinging nickel and dime
Tales about love and lust and trust
But Annie took it all in stride
Cause deep inside Annie had aspirations
Wanted to be a chemical engineer
Making fifty to fifty-five thousand a year
Her first year of college was a success
But along came Billy possessed and obsessed
He took Annie on a fatal date
And showed her things that make heartbeats accelerate
Annie took a hit breathed two short breaths
One for life..the last for death
Now she's gone, a former Valedictorian
Ended up becoming a topic for historians

 

[Tunescribe]

Annie was a high school cheerleader
Pom poms and bobby socks, no girl was sweeter
Come Prom time everybody was on the line
All the fellas swinging nickel and dime
Tales about love and lust and trust
But Annie took it all in stride
Cause deep inside Annie had aspirations
Wanted to be a chemical engineer
Making fifty to fifty-five thousand a year
Her first year of college was a success
But along came Billy possessed and obsessed
He took Annie on a fatal date
And showed her things that make heartbeats accelerate
Annie took a hit breathed two short breaths
One for life..the last for death
Now she's gone, a former Valedictorian
Ended up becoming a topic for historians

This seems off-topic.

 

[fnordcircle]

This seems off-topic.

I don't want to over react, but if you can't recognize the lyrics to a Marky Mark song I question your patriotism.

 

[Ring 6]

Remember the scene in Ted2 where you wanted to grab Bradys junk? That reminded me of Roger and I.

 

[Clonamery]

I don't want to over react, but if you can't recognize the lyrics to a Marky Mark song I question your patriotism.

...or you're Calvin Klein Boxers-obsessed, ffunkybunchcircle.

 

[fnordcircle]

...or you're Calvin Klein Boxers-obsessed, ffunkybunchcircle.

Clonamery? Ok? Ok, Clonamery? Ok?

 

[The Boston Patriot]

BK: "Listen Mark, I am not the Goodell suckup like everyone thinks."
MW: "Yes you are Bob, oh yes you are."

 

[IllegalContact]

BK: "I'm not emasculated"
MW: "LOL......whatev"

 

[Tony2046]

"You punched an Asianguy?"

"That ain't nothing, I sucker punched the entire Patriots nation and still sell them a ton of merchandise. "

 

[PatsDeb]

I don't want to over react, but if you can't recognize the lyrics to a Marky Mark song I question your patriotism.

I guess Tune and I are showing our age. I was also thinking, "WTF?"

 

[fnordcircle]

I guess Tune and I are showing our age. I was also thinking, "WTF?"

And here I thought posting lyrics to a Marky Mark song was showing my age.

 

[Tunescribe]

I don't want to over react, but if you can't recognize the lyrics to a Marky Mark song I question your patriotism.

What's a bushel of pea gravel worth to you?

 

[Huckleberry1]

"I just don't understand why the fans are so pissed off at me, I was the one who got our commissioner to cut Tom's suspension from 4 games down to just 4 games."