Another hilarious post from Fin Heaven...

[Aqua4Ever04]

Since the end of the season, Aqua has changed his mind 4,000 times and is now back drinking the Doofin Kool Aid; 13-3?! I'll give him this; he is priceless, just priceless. Can you imagine going to a restaurant with him, it must take him an hour and a half to order dinner..................

Are you asking me on a date? Idk, I'd have to check my schedule, but I could probably fit something in.

If I ever go to a game in Foxboro I'm going to make a shirt. The shirt will be orange with aqua lettering reading across the front "Aqua4Ever04." The back will read "Finheaven.com." That way, you will all know who am I when you see me.

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

Re: Another hilarious lie from Aqua

It would be so much better to actually kick the crap out of him in person.

HAHA! A bunch of fat 40 year old bumbs trying to throw punches with 1 hand while boasting their beer in the other. Now THAT'S something I'd love to see! HAHA!

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Re: Another hilarious lie from Aqua

HAHA! A bunch of fat 40 year old bumbs trying to throw punches with 1 hand while boasting their beer in the other. Now THAT'S something I'd love to see! HAHA!

What I'd love to see is for you to be an actual man and pay your debt.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Are you asking me on a date? Idk, I'd have to check my schedule, but I could probably fit something in.

If I ever go to a game in Foxboro I'm going to make a shirt. The shirt will be orange with aqua lettering reading across the front "Aqua4Ever04." The back will read "Finheaven.com." That way, you will all know who am I when you see me.

You claim you can't even afford to pay the $50 bet yet you can obtain the money it costs to fly from the state of Washington to Massachussetts?

If you do enough chores around the house and save up your allowance I am sure your mommy will give you enough money to come to foxboro to watch your boys get thier asses kicked as usual :rocker:

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Are you asking me on a date? Idk, I'd have to check my schedule, but I could probably fit something in.

If I ever go to a game in Foxboro I'm going to make a shirt. The shirt will be orange with aqua lettering reading across the front "Aqua4Ever04." The back will read "Finheaven.com." That way, you will all know who am I when you see me.

Your schedule?

Aqua,I think we all know your daily schedule,Here is a typical day in Aqua's life....

Gets up at 10am

at 10:15am Takes bubble bath with rubber ducky

at 10:30 Mommy makes breakfast consisting of Froot Loops and Nestles chocolate quik

at 11:00 Goes out to play hopscotch with the neighborhood kids and slips and falls and scratches knee,comes home to mommy crying but mommy makes it better by kissing booboo and bandaging it.

at 3:00 Neighborhood nerd kid comes over and asks aqua to go the the local park to enjoy the sun on a park table with a game of checkers at hand,Aqua bets on the checkers game and loses but does not pay the winning nerd because he is bigger than him and besides needs the money to play online poker on friday.

at 5:00 Aqua goes home to dinner,Mommy makes macaroni and cheese and rump roast for dinner (like they say,you are what you eat)

at 7:00 Aqua goes online to patsfans.com with some ridiculous thread and plans to make stupid arguments about how his dolphins are going to be AFC East champs or even to be competitive this year.

at 9:00 Its curfew time and little aqua must go to bed,Mommy kisses him on forehead and Aqua kneels to pray via the 'now I lay me down to sleep' lyrics.

at 9:15 while parents are downstairs,Aqua sneaks his naughty magazine collection out from under the bed and does what comes natural to teenagers

at 9:15 and 35 seconds later,aqua has now finished 'the daily finale' and heads off to sleep deep into dolphin dreamland where its the only place that the Dolphins can actually win on a consistant basis.

Then repeats same activity every day from then on out.
THE END

 

[Kdo5]

Re: Another hilarious lie from Aqua

HAHA! A bunch of fat 40 year old bumbs trying to throw punches with 1 hand while boasting their beer in the other. Now THAT'S something I'd love to see! HAHA!

40 year old bumbs? No, Aqua. You dont need to be 40 yrs old to be a mature person. I've seen 10 year olds less immature than you.

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

You claim you can't even afford to pay the $50 bet yet you can obtain the money it costs to fly from the state of Washington to Massachussetts?

If you do enough chores around the house and save up your allowance I am sure your mommy will give you enough money to come to foxboro to watch your boys get thier asses kicked as usual :rocker:

As usual? I don't think 3 of 6 is a regular occurance.

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

Re: Another hilarious lie from Aqua

40 year old bumbs? No, Aqua. You dont need to be 40 yrs old to be a mature person. I've seen 10 year olds less immature than you.

Typo, bums. But the point is you're a bunch of old farts with nothing better to do then to think you're making some teenager's life miserable when in reality all he does is laugh at how pathetic some people in this world can be.

 

[zippo59]

As usual? I don't think 3 of 6 is a regular occurance.

Check their record at Foxborough.

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

Check their record at Foxborough.

Over the past 3 years? It's 1-2, I know they struggle there, but the Pats struggle just the same at Dolphin stadium.

 

[zippo59]

Over the past 3 years? It's 1-2, I know they struggle there, but the Pats struggle just the same at Dolphin stadium.

And over the past five years it's 1-4, the only win being the game where the Patriots pulled their starters after the first quarter.

The Pats struggles in Miami are irrelevant. The discussion was how the Fins get their asses kicked in Foborough.

 

[Double G]

And I'm sure you've got the world by the balls Aqua.

Someday, you'll be that fat, bald, moron who sits at the end of the bar in your local watering hole telling every poor bastard who gets within two feet of you how you USED to be a star high school athlete who banged chicks left, right and center to try to justify just where, when and how your life went in the toilet.

If you ever grow a pair and come to foxboro, all you'll need to wear is a black sweatshirt with the words "everlast" across the front so the locals can use you as their personal punching bang........................

 

[Lurks_All_Day]

Someday, you'll be that fat, bald, moron who sits at the end of the bar in your local watering hole telling every poor bastard who gets within two feet of you how you USED to be a star high school athlete who banged chicks left, right and center to try to justify just where, when and how your life went in the toilet.

Oh, my goodness!
Here you go, Chico Agua.... a glimpse of your future:

 

[Kdo5]

Oh, my goodness!
Here you go, Chico Agua.... a glimpse of your future:

That seems accurate.

 

[Double G]

Nope, his future doesn't look quite that bright.

Another amusing (actually at this point pathetic is more like it) point is Aqua continues to consider that win up here two years ago vs our third stringers (you all remember that game, right, where BB told Cassel NOT to complete the two point conversion to force overtime) a feather in the doofins cap, just priceless..........

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

Just promise me you guys will read me when I'm writing collums for SI, ESPN, Sun-Sentinel, or wherever it may be.

 

[Kdo5]

Just promise me you guys will read me when I'm writing collums for SI, ESPN, Sun-Sentinel, or wherever it may be.

I thought you had to have at least half the brain of the cow to be an ESPN "Expert". Therefore you couldnt qualify.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Just promise me you guys will read me when I'm writing collums for SI, ESPN, Sun-Sentinel, or wherever it may be.

Those sports publications won't give a job to a writer who writes his columns in crayon.

 

[BB_dynasty]

Just promise me you guys will read me when I'm writing collums for SI, ESPN, Sun-Sentinel, or wherever it may be.

I am pretty sure they only hire people that are educated in sports. And usually people that can somewhat predict a teams success. You lack both.

 

[Aqua4Ever04]

I am pretty sure they only hire people that are educated in sports. And usually people that can somewhat predict a teams success. You lack both.

Kind of like Sports Illustrated picking Miami and Carolina to go to the Super Bowl last year? Ah you're right, they were all fired huh?

Would you like to see my vault? Read my 25+ commentarys and tell me I have no football knowledge.

How about those at pro football weekly (or any magazine for that matter) that predicted the Saints in the NFC Championship game, or the Jets in the playoffs? They are so smart too huh?