Brain size of average Jets fan is 9.1b neurons, approx equivalent to Western Gorilla

[amazinPats]

 

[Wax Frog]

In before Joker mongoloid post

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

In before Joker mongoloid post

That is so funny because it is so true!!! haha

 

[RobertWeathers]

If I'm a Western Gorilla, I'm either drinking heavily or trying to become a Pats Fan.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Jets team executives who are so incompetent that they get fired, and that later become one of the NFL's dozens of vice presidents,

check in at about 9.1b also

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

9. 1 morons??? ..... Yea, that' sounds about right!!!

 

[neuronet]

16 billion is WAY off. Average human brain has about 85 billion neurons (dogma usually taught to students in neuro classes is 100 billion).
How many neurons make a human brain? Billions fewer than we thought | James Randerson

So Jets fans are dumber than we thought.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How ...

When Jet fans multiply

 

[jv320i]

Thread title made me click, then sign in and comment. Kudos.

 

[Angelpats]

That explains why Goodell and his crew can't comprehend gas laws or what makes for OPI, they are as smart as monkeys.

 

[fair catch fryar]

Actually, Western Gorilla's would be smarter because they don't root for the Jets.

 

[VrabelJr]

Capybara's don't need neurons. They're super cute

 

[Rob0729]

On a side note, the African Bush Elephant proves all the woman I dated wrong. Size really doesn't matter.

 

[BTTA]

On a side note, the African Bush Elephant proves almost woman I dated wrong. Size really doesn't matter.

"Almost woman"?

 

[Jackson 2]

When Jet fans multiply

The government should sterilize them.

 

[Galeb]

On a side note, the African Bush Elephant proves almost woman I dated wrong. Size really doesn't matter.

I agree that organization and the structure of brains is far more important than size, but elephants are extremely intelligent. Elephants even honor their dead, long after their bodies have decomposed. I suspect this world would be a much better place had elephants ascended instead of primates.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

The government should sterilize them.

And miss the ending of Idiocracy (which is the movie I quoted...opening narrative)

 

[Wax Frog]

"Almost woman"?

 

[Rob0729]

"Almost woman"?

All the. Damn autocorrect.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Autocorrect is a tool of Satan