"Well Brandon, I think you are just going to have to ask my very good friend, Roger Goodell. I'd ask him myself, but he hasn't been returning my calls lately. I wonder why that is.?"
"Here is the tape of my last call on the subject. (undertoned) You know, all his friends found out it's prudent to tape your calls with Roger. Remember that if you speak with him, but keep it on the QT, OK? This is it"
"....FUall. If you want to play like that, then we aren't suspending ANYONE, in fact we might even ask Hernandez back if he can get his "sentence suspended". LMAO "Oh my, that never gets old" "But back on track...... No one gets suspended until we finally lock up that Brady punk . 744 yds in the first 2 games??!! That MFer should have ZERO yards and a sore ass from the caning I was looking forward to give to him. DAMNED it every time I think about I won't to put a contract out on that JEW bastard Judge and that Kike owner"
That's the problem with this league these days, Ken, I put a contract out on a Kike owner and I can wipe out half the damned league. I know it's funny, Ken, but you don't know what I have to put up with dealing with THEM." By the way can you come by next Tuesday Vincents coming over and we are all going to watch him play chase the rattle, and then we're going to measure his **** again. You aren't going to believe it.
"Yes I know its debasing, Ken, but that's the price he paid for the money and the power.....I let him pretend to have. Yeah Ken, that never gets old either.
"Gotta go, see you Tuesday.... Oh by the way can you pick up Irsay on the way over. Thanks.....that's a big help. Rooney and Mara will be there too. They never get tired feeding him crack and watch him run into things...... and before I forget, after he crashes we are going to want your opinion on a few strategies we might want to use to attack Kraft and his team. This has GOT to stop, Ken, I can't take much more of this......only another $40MM......lmao, yeah I know THAT never gets old either.....at least for me. Really gotta run,now .....See you Tuesday,."click
"I know what you're gonna say, Brandon, 'What a ****'"
"Yeah, but you can't the deny the parties, and the girls that go to them. Christ, even I get to bed 20 year olds.....at least I HOPE the are 2o year old's. Well got to run." click,
And this is what happens when you have way too much time on your hands.