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If Goodell was a smart man, he wouldn't go anywhere near New England for the next few years at least.

Then again, nobody ever accused him of being a smart man.
 
It puzzles me why he would ever go to a public place in New England.
 


This practically screams out for some photoshop work...
 
Lucky he wasn't stabbed or some crazy ish
 
Waiting for headline something like this:

Brain Sucking Amoeba Dies of Malnutrition While Attacking NFL Commissioner Scheisskopf
 
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Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:


 
It puzzles me why he would ever go to a public place in New England.

He's got a place in Maine, so he's bound to be forced to go out at some point. What he needs to do is relocate in regards to the vacation house/cabin.
 
Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:




Can't figure out why my mouth always tastes like ****, even after I just brushed my teeth. Must be something I'm full of.
 
I don't think anyone wants to see Goodell harmed physically. . . . Publicly exposed and disgraced . . . yes, physically hurt . . . no.

However, if his lobster bisque at the local restaurants was found to have an unusually high urine content . . .

Speak for yourself.
 
Photoshop contest.... some possible Goodell faces:


"I've tried everything I can to make the Patriots disappear and they just keep winning...What was that magic mouth twitchy thing that Samantha on Bewitched used to do to make things disappear? "
 
If I were the owner of that store I would tell him that his business was not welcome there and that he would have to leave. If he put up a stink I would ask him if he would like to talk to the manager. If he does, "Well I am the owner and will also hear your appeal. Appeal denied. Now get out before I call the police and have you arrested." Seriously, the man should be banned from almost everywhere in these parts.
 
That guy was a lot nicer than I would have been. I'm not a violent or aggressive guy, but I would have started swearing at him. I don't care if his wife was there, she should hear it. Profanities would fly, I would get in his face and demand why he's such a f'ing liar. I would point out every one of his lies and called him an imbecile for not knowing simple science. I would have followed him to his car and not shut up.
 
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