Content Post The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

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But he comes complete with a built-in nick-name... G-NOOOOOOOO!

I refer you to post No. 292 in this thread.

Also: http://www.patsfans.com/new-england...cause-he-wasnt-drafted-1st-overall-page7.html (Post No. 61.)

 

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Namath blasts his old team once again:

Namath blasts Jets for misleading fans | ProFootballTalk

“The team’s declined while we fans are being told how good they are constantly, how this new player’s so good,” Namath said. “They haven’t played up to how they’ve been touted. And so I think they’ve misled the fans more or less. They’ve made some bad decisions on personnel the last couple of years.”

The Jets have had a strong incentive to tout and hype players; the team needs to sell tickets and PSLs in its still-new stadium.

Namath admits that his criticism of the team has resulted in a less-than-loving relationship.

 

[Joker]

Super Green Douchebag Guy, Eternal Chumpion, chimes in on Gronk's impending surgery...

Old Yesterday, 05:20 PM #10
EternalChampion
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My guess is he'll never see the field again. Not what I hope for, but just an observation based on my training and experience.

based on his experience and training?...Jet fan has ZERO experience to draw on and, as anyone knows,is NOT toilet trained at any age.

 

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Super Green Douchebag Guy, Eternal Chumpion, chimes in on Gronk's impending surgery...

Old Yesterday, 05:20 PM #10
EternalChampion
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My guess is he'll never see the field again. Not what I hope for, but just an observation based on my training and experience.

based on his experience and training?...Jet fan has ZERO experience to draw on and, as anyone knows,is NOT toilet trained at any age.

What bizarre conjecture. Just one more example of a Green Beans fan living a virtual life: highly trained and experienced at guessing about things of which they know nothing.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

jets suck

 

[Joker]

can't beat Jet fan for hating on his own team...this is truly hilarious..

 

[Nikolai]

Can't believe I've waited til now to post in here...now my annual first contribution:

The Jest both suck and blow at the same time.

 

[Joker]

cathartic wasn't it?

it returns the world to normal no matter what life throws at you....

the spectacularly odiferous Jets....SOJ...see that?

 

[BSR]

What bizarre conjecture. Just one more example of a Green Beans fan living a virtual life: highly trained and experienced at guessing about things of which they know nothing.

EC is also the one that revealed out cadaver legs can be used to fool MRIs. I don't think he is actually a jets fan just another in the long list of fans from other teams that like to torment them.

 

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Oh, and lest we forget, an important milestone occurs today: the Buttfumble marks its six-month anniversary atop (or is that at the bottom of) ESPN's "Worst of the Worst."

That's right, it has been twenty-six weeks since it made its way into the Hall of Infamy, where it now regularly trounces all competition that comes its way, often by 4-to-1 margins (or even more lopsided results).

They've tried to replace it—they've even threatened to retire it—but even now, the SportsCenter announcers still have to announce regularly that the worst play of the week can't top the Buttfumble.

Truly this is a once-in-a-blue-moon event, and we should savor them like the finest of whines (from Jets fans, that is).

 

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Oh, and lest we forget, an important milestone occurs today: the Buttfumble marks its six-month anniversary atop (or is that at the bottom of) ESPN's "Worst of the Worst."

That's right, it has been twenty-six weeks since it made its way into the Hall of Infamy, where it now regularly trounces all competition that comes its way, often by 4-to-1 margins (or even more lopsided results).

They've tried to replace it—they've even threatened to retire it—but even now, the SportsCenter announcers still have to announce regularly that the worst play of the week can't top the Buttfumble.

Truly this is a once-in-a-blue-moon event, and we should savor them like the finest of whines (from Jets fans, that is).

That event has transcended football. It was chronicled for professional analysis here:

American journal of proctology | ResearchGate

Also, here as well:

http://www.hemorrhoids.org/hemorrhoids-treatment.html?gclid=COvS3d-xwLcCFc-Z4Aod02IAjg

 

[Joker]

isn't that "once in a green moon"???

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Buttfumble is pure poetry.

I am not sure that we'll ever see a play that spectacularly bad. It had everything. It was as costly as a single play can be, going from possession of the ball to a touchdown for the opposing team. It was on national television in a featured Thanksgiving game. And of course, it had the advantage that it involved a universally degraded aspect of the human anatomy, the butt -- the place from which we eliminate waste. In that one brief shining moment, Sanchez was poetically placed by destiny precisely where most fans know he belongs, being symbolically defecated from the sweaty butt of an overweight lineman (something of a redundancy.) Want proof? Within the same play he is doing precisely the opposite of his function on the field, scoring points for the other team... it is the finest proof of intelligent design one can imagine... although I suppose with the number of snaps taken by NFL quarterbacks, chance would dictate that eventually something this uniquely beautiful would happen, and would even happen on national TV.

The only way I think something could top his is if next season Sanchez' helmet gets knocked off, and exclaiming wide-mouthed in pain, is knocked directly onto a linebacker's crotch (during a fumble that is returned for a touchdown, or perhaps a pick-six.)

See? There's still a reason to watch JESTs games!

PFnV

 

[Raymond]

The Buttfumble is pure poetry...........it involved a universally degraded aspect of the human anatomy, the butt -- the place from which we eliminate waste........... being symbolically defecated from the sweaty butt of an overweight lineman ................ if next season Sanchez' helmet gets knocked off, and exclaiming wide-mouthed in pain, is knocked directly onto a linebacker's crotch PFnV

PFIV,

You are one twisted MF'er.:rocker:

 

[PatsWSB47]

The Buttfumble is pure poetry.

I am not sure that we'll ever see a play that spectacularly bad. It had everything. It was as costly as a single play can be, going from possession of the ball to a touchdown for the opposing team. It was on national television in a featured Thanksgiving game. And of course, it had the advantage that it involved a universally degraded aspect of the human anatomy, the butt -- the place from which we eliminate waste. In that one brief shining moment, Sanchez was poetically placed by destiny precisely where most fans know he belongs, being symbolically defecated from the sweaty butt of an overweight lineman (something of a redundancy.) Want proof? Within the same play he is doing precisely the opposite of his function on the field, scoring points for the other team... it is the finest proof of intelligent design one can imagine... although I suppose with the number of snaps taken by NFL quarterbacks, chance would dictate that eventually something this uniquely beautiful would happen, and would even happen on national TV.

The only way I think something could top his is if next season Sanchez' helmet gets knocked off, and exclaiming wide-mouthed in pain, is knocked directly onto a linebacker's crotch (during a fumble that is returned for a touchdown, or perhaps a pick-six.)

See? There's still a reason to watch JESTs games!

PFnV

Pretty awesome analysis. If there were one thing to add it would be that the opposing team was the New England Patriots. That makes it perfect poetry:singing:

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Pretty awesome analysis. If there were one thing to add it would be that the opposing team was the New England Patriots. That makes it perfect poetry:singing:

That makes it whatever comes after perfect!

 

[BSR]

Jets play paintball on last day of OTAs | ProFootballTalk

My goodness these guys just give non-stop material.

 

[Salva135]

Jets play paintball on last day of OTAs | ProFootballTalk

My goodness these guys just give non-stop material.

I'm picturing Sanchez's own paintball team turning fire on him, chasing him through the woods, until he falls down and both sides open fire on him on the ground. "THAT'S A WARNING!"

 

[Salva135]

Some of the comments from that article:

"I sure hope Mike Goodson didnt pick up the wrong bag on his way to this"

"This isn’t the Hunger Games Rexy had in mind!!!?

:lol:

 

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Jets play paintball on last day of OTAs | ProFootballTalk

My goodness these guys just give non-stop material.

So, shooting at each other with guns is supposed to be a "team-building" exercise? OK, Wrecks.

For these Green Beans, my idea of team-building would be to practice their asses off on the football field at every available opportunity, early and often. They need work, work and more work. Not team-sanctioned grab-ass outings. Aw hell, they obviously don't know the difference.