The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

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I'm not ready for a new year of Jets suckitude. I am still savoring the last year of Jets suckitude.

Granted the 2012 version of the Jets are gearing up to be even more sucky than the 2011 version.

Its never to early for jests suckage, this year there was no off season for jests suckatude. They went from losing last season to an open revolt in the locker room to close out the season. Only a short time later being dissed by Payton Manning, and then signing Lil'Marky to a contract extension. The Jests are going to Suck Fiercely this season because they already have started.

 

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Cant Wait....To Be Released

 

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[VinnyPatrollie]

Seriously, does ANYONE here think the Jets can do better than 8-8 this season?

And the beauty of it is, the braintrust of the Yets is stuck with Sanchise for another year after that. The only downside is Woody will probably get tired of Wrecks and Tannenclown and can their ***es, which is a shame as they've proven that they both suck at their respective professions. I mean really, is there a worse HC in the league than Rex?

 

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Sanchezing.

 

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[TomPatriot]

"How are we going to stop the Patriots offense?"

How are we going to stop the Patriots offense? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Hilarious. Better than sex with a supermodel . . . ok, maybe not but still funny.

 

[Tunescribe]

So a few others can't sleep this morning either?

This is what I hate about the Jets more than anything. I truly, truly enjoy Jets fans misery. I've never enjoyed watching other humans suffer before, other than a couple of bullies I've run across. But never an entire class of people.

And I don't like that about myself. It creates concern on my part. And that's the Jets fault, and the fault of all of their New Jersey scum fans.

So I hate them for exposing my hating self to myself.

I once went to a therapist with this problem. He listened intently for 50 minutes, after which he refunded my money, gave me a hug and said, "You are a healthy man of good conscience. And the Jets do, indeed, suck!"

 

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"How are we going to stop the Patriots offense?"

How are we going to stop the Patriots offense? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Hilarious. Better than sex with a supermodel . . . ok, maybe not but still funny.

Other than a few, expected, stupid posts (Hit Brady and he plays like Marcia, etc...), that was actually a pretty honest and fairly accurate bunch of posts in that thread.

I hope that doesn't mean that Jets fans are beginning to accept their fate. That would take all the fun out of it.

 

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I hope that doesn't mean that Jets fans are beginning to accept their fate. That would take all the fun out of it.

It doesn't matter to me how they react. Whatever they do or whatever they say, it will be generally inappropriate. Like most sane men succumb to moments of irrationality over the course of a lifetime, Green Beans fans fall prey to the rare bout of reasoned logic. It doesn't last. They are, after all, Green Beans fans.

 

[DefenseRules]

"How are we going to stop the Patriots offense?"

How are we going to stop the Patriots offense? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Hilarious. Better than sex with a supermodel . . . ok, maybe not but still funny.

Doesn't sound like they have much respect for our QB. Sadly, that seems to be going around a lot lately.

 

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Well, there goes that Superbowl we were yappin' about.

 

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I didn't come here to kiss BB's rings.

 

[Rob0729]

"How are we going to stop the Patriots offense?"

How are we going to stop the Patriots offense? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Hilarious. Better than sex with a supermodel . . . ok, maybe not but still funny.

Too bad this thread wasn't on Jets Insider where most of the homer Jets fans reside. We could read RayRay saying the Pats haven't picked up anyone because Brandon Lloyd is Ochocinco 2.0 because he is going to be 32..... on July 5, 2013. We could read another Jets homer continue his ongoing theory that Lloyd won't do anything because we saw last year that Brady's arm is shot (while surpassing Marino's yardage record that he held for nearly two decades).

TheGangGreen website has their own lot of homers, but you want to find the comedic threads you gotta go to Jets Insider.

 

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