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Well hey if it works you just made me a lot more excited to go to the game
 
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Kontra, historically, nights when The Pats play in Miami on MNF have been devastatingly tragic.

Like the Pats-Fins MNF game on December 8th, 1980. The night John Lennon was shot during the game.
Howard Cosell announces Lennon has just arrived D.O.A. at the hospital and John Smith misses a 37 yard field goal that would have given the Pats their 1st win in Miami since 1966.

The nation hears the report on Lennon's death and Pats choke the game away...
ALL literally within seconds of each other.
It's on You Tube. To see it, type in "John Lennon Howard Cosell".

I was in 8th grade. I had nightmares all night. I hid & cried in school the next day 'cause kids were ripping me for being a Pats fan.


That one kick ended up costing them a playoff slot a few weeks later. That game was an utter war. Russ Francis broke his ribs sacrificing his body & falling on a caught sidelines catch, thus ensuring possession. Grogan was a warrior that night.

Kontra, I can't express how badly The Pats need this game tonight. Now, you get yer ass in there and do everything you can! More hoodoo-voodoo hoochie-koochie man power to you.
 
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You guys should know that the last time I went to a Pats/Dolphins game was in 2004.
 
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Don't just remove it; put it where it will do some good.

Yes... some place where it needs to settle in and thrive. Like, say, Lucas Oil Stadium. :rocker:
 
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Thanks, Kontra.

How's the forecast down there? Is it on, or not on?
 
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As an avid supporter and fan of everything New England Patriots, I cannot just idly sit back and watch this happen anymore. I, KontradictioN of PatsFans.com, do hereby remove the second half and road hexes that have plagued our faithful quarterback, Thomas Brady, since Week 2 of 2009. May the hex that has been hereby removed never show up in his game again. Tonight, at Sun Life Stadium, may his throws strike straight and true in a Patriots win. We say all of this in your names, football gods. Amen.

En el nombre del padre, a fil, en spirito santo.



wtf??? in nomime patriis et fili et spiritus sancti . you mad?
 
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Kontra, historically, nights when The Pats play in Miami on MNF have been devastatingly tragic.

Like the Pats-Fins MNF game on December 8th, 1980. The night John Lennon was shot during the game.
Howard Cosell announces Lennon has just arrived D.O.A. at the hospital and John Smith misses a 37 yard field goal that would have given the Pats their 1st win in Miami since 1966.

The nation hears the report on Lennon's death and Pats choke the game away...
ALL literally within seconds of each other.
It's on You Tube. To see it, type in "John Lennon Howard Cosell".

I was in 8th grade. I had nightmares all night. I hid & cried in school the next day 'cause kids were ripping me for being a Pats fan.


That one kick ended up costing them a playoff slot a few weeks later. That game was an utter war. Russ Francis broke his ribs sacrificing his body & falling on a caught sidelines catch, thus ensuring possession. Grogan was a warrior that night.

Kontra, I can't express how badly The Pats need this game tonight. Now, you get yer ass in there and do everything you can! More hoodoo-voodoo hoochie-koochie man power to you.

I was a Navy aircrewman stationed in Jacksonville and watching that game live on TV. I, too, was in shock about hearing Lennon's death, especially from Cosell's distinct voice and enunciation. Then losing the game. I can still, to this day, close my eyes, and hear his voice, and see the room I was sitting in as it was then. Some things just stay with you.

And yeah... the Patriots NEED this game tonight, for a variety of reasons.

GO PATS!
 
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More like a mix of French, Latin, and some pig Latin. If you were speaking Spanish, you would say 'y' instead of 'et' which is French for 'and.'

Blame Google. I took French in High School.
 
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Cooling off. Low 80's right now. :rocker:

In other words:

 
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Are you a new fan? 3-5 is hardly a hex for the patriots against Miami in Maimi. I recall losing 15 in row down there.

While you're at it remove the Miami hex also, he's only 3-5 down there.
 
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I hope it is not necessary to sacrifice a virgin. That might be difficult to arrange in Miami.
 
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Are you a new fan? 3-5 is hardly a hex for the patriots against Miami in Maimi. I recall losing 15 in row down there.
It was 18, but who's counting?

The OP forgot to use the holy hand grenade...

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

...And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

Regards,
Chris
 
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Kontra, here is a doll... work your magic!

 
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Are you a new fan? 3-5 is hardly a hex for the patriots against Miami in Maimi. I recall losing 15 in row down there.

That demon you mentioned was excorcised in the '85 AFC Championship Game.

The OP was talking about Brady's personal demons, that's why I mentioned his personal 3-5 record down there. 3-5 is a demon for Brady since he dominates every place else. I don't even think he has a losing record at any other stadium.
 
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