I am hereby...

[Kontradiction]

As an avid supporter and fan of everything New England Patriots, I cannot just idly sit back and watch this happen anymore. I, KontradictioN of PatsFans.com, do hereby remove the second half and road hexes that have plagued our faithful quarterback, Thomas Brady, since Week 2 of 2009. May the hex that has been hereby removed never show up in his game again. Tonight, at Sun Life Stadium, may his throws strike straight and true in a Patriots win. We say all of this in your names, football gods. Amen.

En el nombre del padre, a fil, en spirito santo.

 

[apple strudel]

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Can you shoot me some winning lottery numbers while you're at it?

 

[Willie55]

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While you're at it remove the Miami hex also, he's only 3-5 down there.

 

[WhiteWesWelker88]

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get rid of all the hexes plz. Thnx

 

[Kontradiction]

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While you're at it remove the Miami hex also, he's only 3-5 down there.

Not even I can remove that hex. My lifeforce would collapse in the attempt.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

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We need to sacrifice a live chicken to Jobu......

 

[Kontradiction]

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You guys be sure to thank me when Brady kills it in the second half tonight and the Pats win.

 

[gregz0r]

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This house is clean

 

[Patspsycho]

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You guys be sure to thank me when Brady kills it in the second half tonight and the Pats win.

I am thanking you in advance.

 

[vyrago]

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Don't just remove it; put it where it will do some good.

 

[Brady_12]

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This house is clean

IIRC, she said that about 2 mins before all hell broke loose.

 

[The Brandon Five]

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Don't just remove it; put it where it will do some good.

The New Meadowlands would be nice.

 

[JSn]

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Klaatoo... Nicktie... Ver... *cough*

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

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We need to sacrifice a live chicken to Jobu......

That's for bats, but if it works we'll know we had dingbats in our secondary!

 

[The Brandon Five]

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We need to sacrifice a live chicken to Jobu......

You no help me now, I say f*** you Jobu, I do it myself.

 

[Kontradiction]

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Don't just remove it; put it where it will do some good.

I'll be sure to bury a Welker jersey under the New Meadowlands stadium when I make a trip up there.

 

[Modest]

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Maybe that will clear the hex up.

 

[Kontradiction]

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Maybe that will clear the hex up.

What hex? I removed it two hours ago.

 

[Deus Irae]

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When this is done, he's gonna need a refill.

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

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You no help me now, I say f*** you Jobu, I do it myself.

this...go do it yourself....