Only people who don't live in New York and run an Indie Rock label.
Oh Kontra, yer just pickin' on me for bein' all brash and bombastic over in the Lebron James thread Thursday night when I was all confident he was coming to New York and I read Andy Johnson bustin' on tha Knicks.
And I already told ya my indie record label went defunct when Rock died out in the late 90's and everybody simultaneously started downloading music for free offa this newfangled thing called the internets. Kontra, how was I sasposta have the foresight to see BOTH those things happening at once? ESPECIALLY Rock dying? I mean, pigs were more likely to fly before the coolest thing man had ever invented no longer was popular. Now, tell me, how are ya sasposta have yer sex and drugs without yer Rock & Roll?
Kontradiction, you can't fault me for OCCASIONALLY throwing my *****in' kick ass NYC residence in all the other Pats fans faces. In fact, as I sit at my computer, I'll turn my noggin to look over my right shoulder out the window. Hmm... let's see what I spy. Yep, it's presently cloudy as I gaze across The East River at The Empire State Building, The Chrysler Building, The United Nations Building, The Citibank Building (that triangle-topped modern lookin' one), and the 30 Rock building.
Now, I ask you Kontra, "Whatchoo Got Out YER bedroom Window???"
Plus, I'M the Pats fan behind enemy lines runnin' 'round town in my Tom Brady jersey and Craig James throwback for all y'all and actually getting into VERBAL trash talking battles with strangers wearing Jets and Giants gear while all y'all do it from a safe distance in that laughable "The Jets Suck" thread. Now, I ask you, how is THAT satisfying? Gez, come into town and get all up in an ACTUAL loser Jets Fan's FACE and get off on it.
Oh Kontra, I have so many statistics I bamboozle 'em with which leave them speechless. Kontra, you'd be SO PROUD of me!
And last word on LeBron? He just didn't have the stomach to handle New York scrutiny. What a coward, taking the easy way out. Those future titles won't taste as sweet as they would in Madison Square Garden. NOTHING accomplished outside NYC is ever as sweet as if it were done here instead.
And I still think Ian's showing us The Ring video tonight. ima scared and afraid to come over. I still will tho. (there, that ought to make it relevant enough to pass muster to be posted in this thread. lol.)
